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absolutely sickening how happy these two look back together

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Re: your willmack kid post: Mack sees this pic and grabs Will by the collar and tells him “you need to defy biology and get me pregnant.” Will of course says bet.

will absolutely says 'bet'

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you're delusion if you thought I wasn't posting this @crazy4eky

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i like to imagine that, during worlds earlier this summer, macklin accidentally called THE sidney crosby "mom"

mack, getting advice from sid: thanks mr crosby!

sid, amused: kid, it's okay, you can just call me sid. you're doing great 😊

mack: thanks mr cros- i mean uh thanks mom

sid (this isn't the first time this has happened to him):

mack:

sid: macklin--

mack, bright red and already skating off: uhhh sorry sid, thanks, bye!!

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he’s having a very hot geno summer

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you need to listen to a pitbull song and get over it i’m so serious

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i love objectifying & sexualising hard working athletic men. i wish shorter shorts upon them all amen

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"The Lion? You call Sidney Crosby mama."

"Yeah. You would do it because you love him and he really is a mother figure."

"And you do it because...?"

"To be a bastard. Flower said it drives him insane and if I kept it up, he'd pay me in doordash and Dunkins."

"... is that why you bring me a refresher every morning?"

"You're welcome!"

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come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort

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look we all sing and praise phineas and ferb until the cows come home (and rightly so) but we are all absolutely sleeping on fetch with ruff ruffman.

the opening of season four is so entirely unhinged. his evil identical twin brother steals all his belongings (including his assistant chet the mouse) and sells them online for some reason and he has no more fancy pants so he can’t take the poodle next door charlene to the poodle ball and he gets a fax saying he’s fired but it’s signed as “ha ha” which his assistant supervisor blossom pepperdoodle von yum yum says is most likely just a joke but no ruff thinks that it’s from harriet hackensack who just bought their tv station and hates dogs so he decides that he is going to go to australia where she is to get his job back so his grandma buys him back his computer (and chet) from his evil brother and then blossom hands him a book that she wrote about converting your dog house into a car or submarine running in alternative fuel so they decide to harness the power of chinese food (oil) to convert the dog house which ends up looking like a chicken car and go to australia but they didn’t build a submarine so it starts to sink until they use a bunch of pineapples in a net to make the ship float then they encounter ruffs ancestor who’s a spoof on blackbeard and they escape attack because ruff tells him to go on his website on pbskids and play science games and then they discover that auditions for season 4 contestants were actually today and ruffs usual dog murray resigned and replaced himself with hank who is a bulldog so hank has to audition 3000 kids to be contestants on fetch then they accidentally eat the pineapple floating their ship and crash land on an island and it turns out it’s poodle island which is like alcatraz for dogs and they arrest ruff because they mistake him for his evil identical twin brother scruff and he escapes though a tunnel scruff dug after finding notes scruff wrote about hitting banks hard and then they finally make it to australia where ruff dresses as a cat and goes to talk to harriet it gets stuck in the cat costume and harriet kicks him out after hiring blossom who comes back and tells ruff that harriet hates dogs because a dog named murray stole her sled named rosebud when she was a child and that murray was ruffs old employee and ruff still has the sled but then it brakes and he gets a call from his nephew glen saying that he will give him his lugeing sled if he enters the world lugeing competition dressed as a troll and then he gets a call from his great uncle mcruffmantosh saying that he can’t because one of his ancestors a thousand years got in a fight with a norwegian ice fairy and cursed all rugfmans who get on a sled but ruff decides to do it anyway and names the sled the rosebud 2 and plans to dedicate his win to harriet so he can get his job back but surprise scruff his evil brother is also at the competition and reveals that he sold ruffs stuff to pay for luge training so he could break the norwegian ice fairy curse and they team up and come in dead last place but make history as the first ever canine luge team and harriet is very moved by their performance and ruff asks her for his job back and she says she never fired him so the whole throng was a joke the whole time fabricated by ruffs nemesis spot spotnick who bought ruffs fancy pants to take charlene the poodle next door to the poodle ball but ruffs pants are so fancy that they have a self destruct button and he destructs them and embarrasses spot and then they announce the contestants on the show. like. who pitched that.

(it’s all on youtube)

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One of the baby sharks accidentally calls omega mack 'mom' and he takes it very seriously, he is mother, he's mom, these are his children, his pups.

(Bonus will losing his shit in the background bcs thats extremely attractive to him but also 'we can make our own pups!')

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sorry for omegaverse posting again but. i am such a sucker for the non sexual or nontraditional a/b/o dynamics or characteristics. like. pack and family and scents and normalized affection.

but also like. on the nontraditional dynamics thing. i love love love when omegas are territorial and strong and picky while still being tender and caring. i want them baring their teeth and fighting with their claws to keep pack mates safe!! guarding their nests with their lives!! snarling at anyone who threatens their pups!! and i want them to be picky with the alphas they select!! you have to be strong enough to protect, smart enough to provide, kind enough to stick with your omega even when they're moody and feral. and i want alphas to not be domineering, but protective!! your job isn't to force others down, it's to take care of your pack!! i want kind and soft and loving and smart alphas, ones who notice patterns and solve problems to make their packmates' lives better. i want them to be strong and powerful but waiting at their omegas every beck and call!! and i want betas that get appreciated, ones that organize and lead and guide when their packmates are out of it with pheromones. i want betas that aren't tossed aside, but lauded for their efforts and importance and value.

sorry i think im. too online. but i actually have so many thoughts about this im just not super coherent rn

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Who is the teammate you lean on the most when you need a hand?

Trevor: Jimmy! Jamie: *laughing* Checks out. Checks out.

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I went through the trenches to see this