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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again

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I'll be hosting a stream on YouTube this Friday at 7:00pm eastern time!

The stream is to celebrate the fundraising, S2 kickoff, and general hangout! We'll be playing games and interacting with chat! Gold patrons are able to request questions or read requests for free priority, otherwise we'll have superchats open and a general chill vibe talking with people.

Joining will be Emily Safko (Yvonne voice and editor), Voicebox Vance (Jedidiah voice), Ryan Henning (Elijah Voice), and Ty Coker (Joshua voice) with potentially Corey Wilder (Rowan voice) popping in!

The vod will be available after. See y'all there!

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Go to hell, I finished cooking my soup of questionable quality

Edit: I made a facking typo in my tags oh my goodness

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"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked the framed picture of Mikey Way I keep under my bed and he told me to strangle you

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NEVER GIVE UP

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i had a thought…

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dungeon crawler carl is about love. it's about trauma, it's about found family, it's about the power of unionizing and fighting together. this series is a fucking love letter to humanity.

and cats. it's also a love letter to cats.

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it's kind of sad that we don't really do custom ringtones anymore. most people just stick with the default list that comes with your phone, if they change it at all. if they're even aware they can change it at all. like yeah, people letting their phones ring in public is obnoxious, but wouldn't it be a little less obnoxious if it was something funny? or personal? people used to change the text tone of every contact so every time they got a text they knew who it was just from the sound. isn't that sweet? isn't that nice? don't you miss it? don't you want to scream when you hear that stupid apple pa-Ting!??? we could have a chorus of awoogas and clips of people's favorite songs and recordings saying '(blank) IS CALLING, WARNING, (blank) IS CALLING' and all things considered i would prefer that over pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, whistle whistle, pa-Ting!

anyway im going to change my ringtone to the oldschool skype call sound and nobody will ever hear it because my phone is always on silent but i'll know. i'll know

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tony pepperoni in ep5 saying "that better be a polycule! i see five people, you better be loving each other!!" how does it feel to be knocked in the head by apollo's dodgeball

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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sending illi & friends to the Big Dance…!!!