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HATTEEEE when people say "Hate is a strong word!" I KNOW. that's why I USED the word HATE

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mutuals we are hanging out on summer evenings while the night is cooling down and the wind is blowing through the leaves and we can hear frogs and crickets

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Now, this is good photography

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A fucking labubu fell into my cauldron while i was brewing a batch of glowing green goo and now i have to throw everything out Im so sick of invasive species around here

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Labubu coffee spinoff called labrewbrew

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Just realised I follow three different nonbinary people named Maia. The nickels keep rolling in.

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first day as a 20th century polar explorer i’m selected to go on the super special sledging trip with my polycule but succumb to scurvy and my preexisting heart condition i will never tell anybody about and they have to carry me back to the ship. second day as a 20th century polar explorer the dominant member of my polycule convinces my favorite boyfriend to vote me out survivor-style and send me home on the invalid ship so i am now a bitter 27 year-old divorceé. third day as a 20th century polar explorer i’m begging wealthy widows for money but my evil gay kleptomaniac brother aids in the theft of the crown jewels of ireland and shames the family so nobody will give me a ship. fourth day as a 20th century polar explorer one of my benefactors makes me bring a huge fuckoff car to antarctica and i run out of space for food so all of my men almost starve and the car doesn’t even work. fifth day as a 20th century polar explorer my evil ex dies and i finally get to go back to the pole but my ship gets fucked and i have to spend 2 years dragging my men home and when i get back the royal geographical society are still publicly cucking me and nobody cares because of wwi. sixth day as a 20th century polar explorer i round up the boys for one last hurrah but die of that same preexisting condition before we can even get anywhere like a #boss. which is also what they call me.

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u know when u drink really cold or hot drinks and u can feel it going down into ur stomach and u feel like one of those skeleton pirates in pirates of the caribbean when they’re drinking the beer

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technology has changed so much over the years, it's nuts to think about.

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Oh, is your name an Edgeworld reference?

.................................................my life just gets stranger and stranger

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do-it-again august

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Autistic brain really is like, "you have to overexplain so there is absolutely zero chance for misinterpretation"

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I feel like we really lost something when we started looking at writing as a reader-centric product meant to appeal to the desires of a specific audience rather than a writer-centric approach of someone writes whatever particular thing particular compels them/whatever weird thing the demons in their head want to talk about, and people out there who are also compelled, and/or relate, find that writing. A lot of discussions of writing really center around what readers want rather than a writer's exploration. Sometimes as a reader I don't know what I want. I click on a fic or pick up a book I'm not sure about but that looks interesting, and I love it. Reading what I expect to get is it's own joy, but we always need to expand our horizons and not get mad at creators for not always writing what we want/expect.

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"This blog last posted 8 years ago"

Haha okay so 2012

"no, 2017"

WHAT

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'Oh wow, I wonder who gave me all these notes?'

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