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Per Capita Foreign Travel Expenditures by US Residents
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if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?
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carly rae jepsen is throwing bricks at my house but what am i gonna do, stop her?
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reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you
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#i would get out and VOTE#alternative overplayed caption choice 2=#how will this affect the trout population
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Sunbittern (Eurypyga helias), family Eurypygidae, order Eurypygiformes, Pantanal, Brazil
This bird is the only member of its family.
Its closest living relative is the Kagu of New Caldeonia.
photograph by Bob Harvey
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and if steely dan were aquatic mammals they would be called sealy dan. *never speaks again for the rest of my life*
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your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”
you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”
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You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!
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