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DIMENSION 20: CLOUDWARD, HO! Episode 1: On High We Go

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see no aioli, hear no aioli, speak no aioli

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Congrats on a historic election to the two most beautiful people in the world

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They’re literally perfect for each other

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Hot Take:

Wealwell knows that there is one surefire way to save his little brother from their father’s wrath upon return. When he sees Wealwell walk in with 80-year old gunslinging rowdy, Daisuke, on his arm, their father will go into shock and forget all about disowning Maxwell.

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The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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BREAKING NEWS: The joke of all jokes “Where are you from?” Has returned! Featuring the set up from none other than Sam’s own father!

We caught Sam’s live reaction to realizing this bit was returning and brought upon by his own father.

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vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever

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Lily looks like she murdered her husband in a film noir.

She looks like a femme fatale with a mid-Atlantic accent who’s about to flirt with a private detective.

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ppl talk about the difficulty of writing characters smarter than yourself, but the real challenge is writing a character who is funnier than you are