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i love trying to rationalize bigB because sometimes there is an explanation, it's just the most confusing moral compass ever. "why did bigB form an allyship with the villies" well you see with the other rejects close to being eliminated, bigB felt that they were no longer a good longterm commitment and wanted another team to fall back on. gem actually offered allyship to him earlier in the season. "why did bigB just arbitrarily lie to grian then" well you see bigB only promised the rejects that he wouldn't lie to them and grian is not a reject. "but he's trying to build trust with him??" yeah i mean bigB also lies to the rejects sometimes so like. you can't trust him to not do that. that'd be silly.

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3rd life scott alone in his shitty hobbit hole half-sick from inhaling the mold spores from his rotting wooden walls looking in the mirror doing this for hours on end all while jimmy is getting backshots from joel over at dead bush hill

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Good to know Joel being a dad now still won't stop him from doing whatever this is

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top 3 scars imho

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whenever ppl mistake hermitshipping for rpf i almost wanna go along with it. like sure. i want arek lisowski to leave his wife and kids and go make out with his wisconsin babygirl irl. youre so right. love wins /s

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what in the shoujo did these two have going on

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i think someone got on the wrong train

This is a dream I had, where Grian is just a normal person, but got transported into the final round of a death game via train. It's just his luck honestly. It's concerning that the passengers on the train resembles is dead boyfriend and also sister. But you know, coincidence.

They also know his name, for some reason.

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how relaxing it must be to have a mind unburdened by embarrassment.

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the emperor’s chicken is about a man who became the ruler of an unknown land on the basis that the only animal in all of the land, a little baby chick, loved him

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THERAPY ANIMALS KEEP DYING? AN ARACHNID MIGHT DO THE JOB!

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i keep remembering that story tommy told a year or two ago about being in a call with techno during the height of the potato war and techno saying, out of nowhere, "ive narrowed squidkid down to one of four colleges". no one story can emphasize enough how absolutely insane techno was when he set his mind to something

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who remmebers Them...

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Cosplay Skeppy finale (part 2)

en: I'm kind of sad

ru: Сижу типо грустный

en: My Egg

ru: Моё Яичко

en: Alcohol is bad for your health!

ru: Алкоголь вреден для здоровья!

photographer: https://t.me/sausage300o

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Ésto va para las tres personas hispanas que me siguen aquí!! Los quiero mucho banda!++!+ Waaaaa ～⁠(⁠つ⁠ˆ⁠Д⁠ˆ⁠)⁠つ⁠｡⁠☆

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🗝 DAPDUO ZINE IS OUT NOW!!

Our Legacy is a fanzine focusing on the history and relationship of c!Quackity and c!Slimecicle during the Las Nevadas arc, DSMP.

This digital, chapter format, non-profit fanzine was made possible by the collaboration of over 30 artists, thank you for all the support for this project and we hope you enjoy it! ---------------------------------------------------

check it out and download it on our itchio page 🔑

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probably the worst thing about liking the dsmp is that it was worth it

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HAPPY 3RD BIRTHDAY TO MY NUMBER ONE CTOMMY‼️‼️‼️