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she just gives really nice compliments she can’t help it

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I saw this image of Athena and Odysseus and it was too freaking funny🤣🤣

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First ape to go to the watering hole with a container and put some of the water in it so that they could drink more later without returning to the watering hole must have been lauded as a fucking genius.

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watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

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I feel that, I really do.

Every time I try to learn from books, as interesting as the topic may be, I cannot read beyond 10 pages...

I would love to read deep political and historical analysis and have enriched opinions on queen history and all of that, but I have to cook when I get home and the garden is overrun by weeds and my house needs cleaning

This isn't even a bit, I genuinely struggle to feel like I can intellectually grow because of the day to day of everything. My house is a mess and I cannot clean it if I'm reading a fun fantasy novel about the napoleon wars if there were also dragons.

I've got karate 2-3 times per week so that I can get actually active more often than "whenever I'm sprinting because I'm late to something" when am I supposed to *waves at everything*

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CH

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Concept art for Treasure Planet (2002)

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I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!

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monster girls and monster souls

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Smol Scale

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Caramelized Beef with Onions and Soy Sauce:

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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there

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kestrel ✨🌾⭐️