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Doctors when they hear about my chronic illness but don't want to be responsible for treatment

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byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!

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messages from my cishet brother at 9am on a thursday ?

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LADIES, LADIES, LADIES! ONE AT A TIME PLEASE ✋🏻

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If you're having a private phone conversation with the phone off your ear, no headphones, and the speaker on in public, that's a public conversation now. That's an open invite, and I'm going to chime in if I have an opinion. This is now OUR disagreement about your boyfriend's spending habits.

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Diversity win: you’re a weird little thing

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I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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Personality hire

Working Cats

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Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

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Signs of a heart attack are different for each gender yet we only really teach the male warning signs. Make sure you’re aware of both and spread it to as many other women as possible!