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Hiya guys, never thought I’d do this but… It’s just time y’know? I think I just kinda kept this blog up lately because my friends wanted me to. Because they got excited talking about him. Because it’d be too bad to see a rare muse go, too. But I can’t keep on forcing myself back on here. My muse just isn’t there, and it’s time to put this aside.

You guys can all find me at @hexapodboy and @aurousheiress still!! I am not going anywhere!

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Archiving

Hiya guys, never thought I’d do this but... It’s just time y’know? I think I just kinda kept this blog up lately because my friends wanted me to. Because they got excited talking about him. Because it’d be too bad to see a rare muse go, too. But I can’t keep on forcing myself back on here. My muse just isn’t there, and it’s time to put this aside.

You guys can all find me at @hexapodboy and @aurousheiress still!! I am not going anywhere!

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roseate-ruruka replied to your post:       “I have decided to resign as a chef. My...

“ Damn it. So close… ”

      “I am here to stay baby.”

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      “I have decided to resign as a chef. My dishes are just not up to par, and I...”

      “Pffffhahahaha, I cant even do this for April Fools! My dishes are amazing and so am I.”

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hopeinreserve:

Locks himself in his room because he really doesn’t care for cats.

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I want Teru and Souda to brofist like

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HC Corner: Teruteru’s Siblings

Whitney (aggressively) requested that I would make a Headcanon post about Teruteru’s siblings, so I guess here I go! These are just miscellaneous HC’s because there aren’t that many of them so..!

Basics. 1 boy and 1 girl, these kids are Teruteru’s step-siblings. They are not related to Mama Hanamura, as Teruteru states that they are from different mothers. This means that they look nothing like Teruteru or his ma.

As I probably have said before, I personally headcanon Teruteru’s mother as lesbian. These other mothers are in my specific headcanons past lovers. This does not particulary change much even if there was a father involved though, because he is never mentioned even once. He is obviously not in Teruteru’s life, for whatever reason. I don’t really care. Mamamura for #1 lesbian.

These other mothers are assholes. They are the worst? Because they left these two children, both of them, with a woman who was very sickly and was obviously struggling with money. Her and Teruteru worked their asses off every single day to just keep the restaurant, that was pretty much their home and only income, going. And you leave those kids completely in this woman and little kid’s hands? Fuck you. And if there was a dad? Double fuck you to you. Unless you are dead. Cus in that case don’t sweat it bro. Imma just side-eye these women a bit more thank you very much.

Teruteru’s siblings make a lot of money doing what they are doing. Teruteru mentions often how they are doing really well, and he is quite visibly very bitter about it. Could it be jealousy? Suuure, but that would be a pretty silly thing to be jealous of, if they were helping him and Mamamura out with saving the restaurant and paying her medical bills. This strongly hints towards them not doing that. These two siblings most likely are keeping all that money to themselves, while Mamamura and Teruteru keep struggling with their restaurant.

But there is something else about it too. When Hinata talks to Teruteru about his siblings, and this subject arises, he can’t tell if he is jealous, or if he is worried about them. Teruteru have taken care of these little ones his whole life, he is a big brother and he is very nurturing, this is very obvious in pretty much any comic you ever pick up about Teruteru. Yes. I recommend you take those into account with Teruteru, as the comics care more about Teruteru’s character than the game and anime did lmaooo.. But anyway, because of this, knowing that his siblings take on work that can lead to such skeevy and dangerous business, straight up scares him. I personally headcanon that they have not gotten involved in anything like that yet, and purely work with being hosts and hostesses for now... But who knows what the future holds?

Bonus headcanon:

Teruteru’s siblings were mini-devils, and he was constantly 110% done with their shit. He is very huffy and stern when speaking to them, but he is also very quick to consoling someone who is crying, and he gives the best hugs.

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delinqueon replied to your post:       “I see that my siblings are one of the many...

“Good. I was like, ‘bout t'kick some choice ass. In all fairness, the roster revisions couldn’t seem t'make up its mind. Thanks for confirming!”

      “Sounds like they just wanted it to sound less worse than it is. Like I said, they have no need to go here, and even if they did, it would not matter to me anyway, except that my view of this school would have been pretty much ruined.”

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      “I see that my siblings are one of the many topics of tonight. For those who are confused, I will confirm that their titles would have been the SHSL Host and Hostess. With all that it implies.”

      “But it does not seem like they are going to be attending Hope’s Peak.”

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      “As if they need to go here, they are already doing fine...”

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kexbo replied to your post: kexbo replied to your post: ...

{RANDOM BY-PASSING ROBOT IM DYING-}

// WELL HE HASNT MET KEEBO BEFORE SO AINT HE?

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superhighschoolleveltsuru replied to your post: superhighschoolleveltsuru replied to your post: ...

“I…Hanamura that is not what I meant. Robots are not for fucking.”

      “Pekoyama-san please, you are being very insensitive... It is not up to you if they can fuck or not, that is up to the robot.”

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kexbo replied to your post: superhighschoolleveltsuru replied to your post: ...

YEAH YOU TELL EM.

      “No problem, random by-passing robot.”

      “Wait...”

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superhighschoolleveltsuru replied to your post:       “Am I late to the robot fucking party?”

“Hanamura, I understand that you may be…desperate, but I believe that having sexual relations with a robot would be something of ‘a new low’.”

      “That is very rude to robots, Pekoyama-san.”

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// IM SO ANGRY THAT I JUST HAD TO WRITE OUT TERUS VIEWS ON SEX W OBJECTS AND W ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

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celestiatheultimategambler:

“Well, I do believe your cooking uses only the freshest ingredients. An A rank appetite pleaser, yes? I simply had assumed that you would not settle for anything artificial to please your other appetities. My apologies if that was an incorrect assumption.”

      “Ludenberg-san, who knew you were that kind of woman to discuss such things openly, especially with a mere chef like me~ But I will answer your question... Life comes in many different flavours, and so does sex. While I do prefer a succulent steak over something made purely out of artificial flavours, a steak that is only a few percent meat, and the rest.... well, who knows... It is what you make it into, and where that comes from. While I do boast of only using the finest ingredients, a true chef can make anything out of nothing, non? One does not buy a dildo and then calls it a cheap satisfaction. It is our hands and bodies that make the magic flow. And if the robot in this case is sentient... Then how could we call it truly artificial, if there also is passion within them?”

      “As a chef, I see the potential in everything, no matter their origins. And we can all make a fine meal together if we just give it a chance.”