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some classics valentine’s day poems

Achilles

roses are red

wine-dark is the sea

my boyfriend is dead

time for a killing spree

Oedipus

roses are red

a hue like no other

you know, valentine,

you’re just like my mother?

Catullus

my girl’s eyes are swollen

her sparrow is dead

but is that just a metaphor

for my dick instead?

Cato

roses are red

space is black like a void

who cares about love

Carthage must be destroyed

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This is beautiful!

Meet the Queen of Clubs, the bisexual pride knight! Her armor is engraved with floral designs and in her hands she wields a powerful magic sword made from petals! ♣️⚔️ The Pride Knights Playing Cards, art prints and uncut sheets are now available for pre-order here: prideknights.com ⚔️🌈

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Mental Crop Rotation

When farmers grow the same crop too many years in a row, it can leave their soil depleted of minerals and other nutrients that are vital to the health of their fields.

To avoid this, farmers will often alternate the crops that they grow because some plants will use up different minerals (such as nitrogen) while other plants replenish those minerals. This process is known as “crop rotation.”

So the next time you find that you need to step away from a project to work on something else for a while, don’t beat yourself up for “quitting” that project. Give yourself permission to practice “mental crop rotation” to maintain a healthy brain field.

Because I’ve found that when that unnecessary guilt and pressure are removed from the process, a good mental crop rotation can help you feel more energized and invigorated than ever once you’re ready to rotate back to that project.

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A little throwback now that we’re halfway through our Wizard April! I’m totally behind because of work but I’m so happy to see how many of you are managing to do it day after day!

Let’s keep the mischief going! 🧹

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Little chonky angel

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“Europe is literally the creation of the Third World. The riches which are choking it are those plundered from the underdeveloped peoples. The ports of Holland, the docks of Bordeaux and Liverpool owe their importance to the trade and deportation of millions of slaves. And when we hear the head of a European nation declare with hand on heart that he must come to the aid of the unfortunate people of the underdeveloped world, we do not tremble with gratitude. On the contrary, we say among ourselves, ‘it is just a reparation we are getting.’ So we will not accept aid for the underdeveloped countries as ‘charity.’ Such aid must be considered the final stage of a dual consciousness—the consciousness of the colonized that it is their due and the consciousness of the capitalist powers that effectively they must pay up.”

— Frantz Fanon, The Wretched of the Earth (via jacobwren)

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To my fellow smol doggos: Are you tired of getting “shorted” by your United Puppy Snacks driver? Are you sick of being forced to scurry about for the crumbs that fall from the mouths of the large doggos who seem to get all of the treats? My name is Cupcake. I am the official mascot of Bells Up Winery in Newberg, Oregon and I am here to show all you smol doggos how to use your petite size to take your biscuit extraction hustle to the next level and reclaim that which is rightfully yours. Stop settling for less! Maximising your biscuit yield is a simple, comprehensive four-step process which involves Visualisation, Vocalisation, Levitation and Location. Let’s break them down. Visualisation: If you’ve got it, flaunt it! Put that cuteness and big floofer hair to work! Wiggle that butt, dance on those hind legs, and use your agility and footwork to make yourself irresistible. Be the queen that you were meant to be, and the driver will be putty in your paws! Vocalisation: Use your shrill, incessant, high-pitched yipping bark to beat your drivers eardrums into submission. What you lack in size, you make up for in VOLUME. If your driver is desperate enough, he will want to gag you to hush you up. Let him gag you with a biscuit! 3-Levitation: My driver Scott Hodges knows that he cant start the engine if I am in the drivers seat, and he cant drive away if I am perched on the dashboard. Its MY truck, he just drives it, and if he gets stingy with my biscuits I have no problem with parking myself in his way until he gets so desperate that he tosses a handful of treats out the door in order to get me to leave! 4-Location: All UPS drivers have a stash. It might be biscuits or it might be their own lunch. You don’t care either way. Use your smol size, agility and keen nose to locate and access that stash, no matter what tiny nook or cranny your driver may have hidden it in. If you find the biscuits…help yourself. If you find his lunch…help yourself. If he goes hungry because he was too cheap to buy biscuits…better him than you! His hunger will motivate him to make better choices in the future and remind him of the simple fact that, though you may be smol in size, he’s still a good doggo

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A short story.

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via @winnie_thecocker

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The Slasher Canon.

by Ryan Cicak.

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The dogtor breaks the bad news. It’s not goin down well. 

via @hugoandursula

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Animal snaps

via @mstarrewars / @@official_scottishspca

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requested by @186282397milespersec

may i also ask for a gifset comparing dean in 4.06 and 12.11?

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The cutest doggo ever

via @goldenunicornrae

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Ducks are just amazing.

via @fatty_and_friends

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#same

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Cuteness overload