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Laundry, you say?

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Not as far back but, I'm begging for a classic noir private detective drama staring J'onn J'onnz. Need me some Martian Manhunter.

So according to Superman (2025), metahumans showed up around 1725.

That means DC can do period dramas, they have no excuse.

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Ella Enchanted (2004) Hannibal (2013-2015)

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honestly most of the Superman (2025) "discourse" just feels like

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repo vod doodleee that was so fun :D

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a warm welcome for cleo!

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one time when i was 17 i watched an episode of doctor who (tennant years) that made me so inconsolable that i went upstairs to my mom and i sobbed like, "please don't make fun of me, i'm so upset about a fake person from a tv show right now i can't stop crying." she let me sit in her lap and tell her all about the episode and i stopped crying and said i felt so stupid and she started laughing and she said, "i once cried this hard in college over a star trek episode. want to hear about it?" i said yes and then while she told me about the episode she got upset all over again 30 years later and she started crying and then i started laughing about it so hard i started crying again

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I legit didn't see things from the panel until a while after I posted this. My bad guys. Sentiment stays though.

I need Hannibal to stop trending on here. Everytime it happens I get excited and think we got some new content and then I remember.... No, we're just mentally unwell and can't get over the homoerotic cannibal show.

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I need Hannibal to stop trending on here. Everytime it happens I get excited and think we got some new content and then I remember.... No, we're just mentally unwell and can't get over the homoerotic cannibal show.

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Dean and Cas are retired and just moved into their new home, a beautiful lakehouse, where they are spending their second wedding anniversary.

- for DESTIEL’S 2ND ANNIVERSARY EVENT by @destiversary - Day 13: post-canon/wedding ↳ a sequel to these posts • Happy anniversary Dean & Cas 💖

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Sometimes I watch the show and try to think of Hannibal’s perspective and it’s a total trip. Like. Imagine you’ve been able to control and pick and choose your emotions and reactions your whole life, due to being somehow psychopath-adjacent. And the only time you couldn’t was when you were little with your baby sister, and it’s probable that as your brain matured, the possibility of feeling and forming connections like that dried up entirely. You read the psychiatric journals, and occasionally there’s something about a man who can connect with others so deeply he can become an echo of them. And then you meet this man, and he mocks your comment about eye contact while holding yours.

An understanding passes between both of you that you have hidden depths. Instead of killing him, you bring him breakfast, and make him dinner, and serve him drinks. Instead of being able to toy with his mind without a care, you think of him and your chest clenches, and your gut swoops, and his face and voice and his rude little barbs invade your mind like glittering parasites that you can’t remove. These feelings are alien, and they’re also yours. You know, deep down, why you’re letting him live, why you stare after him, why you toe the line of risking it all for him. But you don’t want to face it. It’s terrifying, this horizon of who you are and can be that looms before you with no choice of your own.

Framing him presents a convenient opportunity for ridding yourself of this thing he brings on in you, this total lack of control, this fever-dream surrender that breaches the walls of your mind and the tics and tells of your body so effortlessly— but you miss him. You don’t miss anyone, and the one person you do is more of an imago that never was able to grow into her own real person. But the you you’ve helplessly become certainly does. You’ve become an addict. You cannot let him rot when his presence gave your monochrome world color, you can’t quit the drug you’ve always shunned. This is all a devil’s bargain, certainly, but you’ve already damned yourself, and all that’s left to do is plunge further. Oh and by the way. The infuriating man in question looks like this:

Like okay then, good luck not having the crashout of the century 😭

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I would like to apologize to every single one of my wips ever

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unserious shitpost

the AUs where everything is The Same, except Snape survived, and Harry has come to visit him as he recovers: Harry: How are you today, sir? Sneep: I am fucking di-snabled, Potter. I am a sninvalid.