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Is this that archive guy yall are obsessed with?

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In the computer, straight up “becoming it.” And by “it”. Haha. Let’s justr say. Another goddamn mystery

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While we're on break, this seems like a good time to tell you about my Magnus Archives Master Doc.

This document is a succinct summary of all the major people, places, items, and groups in the original Magnus Archives series, with internal reference links. This project began with my meticulous search for whatever tiny scraps of physical description I could find for the main characters, but grew as I realized on my second listen just how many connections I had missed. No fanon or personal interpretations are included, this is all purely from within the show. I find this easier than pouring through the ad addled wiki page, which also sometimes seems to contain subjective assumptions or connections.

I hope some of you may find this helpful, especially artists and fanfic writers. I promise I have found every scrap of physical detail for the characters. Enjoy.

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i am not usually one to repost my tweets and i dont know if tumblr is into chappell roan but i thought this needed sharing (ALSO since i originally drafted this post i went to sleep and woke up with this tweet having over 1000 likes)

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you know impulse buying is not as big a problem when you just rob everything

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Yes yes yes they also have an amazing podcast about bugs that i absolutely adore !!!!!

If you're in the U.S. and want to support local plants and pollinators, I hope you've heard of the Xerces Society. Weird name, but super cool resource for gardening for insect pollinators (and they work for other invertebrate species, too)

They've got regional native plant lists:

They've also got super helpful things in their resources section, including Washington's plan for helping bumble bees:

Another really cool resource is the National Wildlife Federation's list of key stone plant species by ecoregion:

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I'm obsessed with mudskippers there's no way a real animal looks like his

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👀👀👀👀

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OHMYGOSH GIES FUCKING CRAZY WHAATATTTTT

Felt Bugs and Tutorials // MiniMi

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I love Wet Snorting Creature

okayyyyyy. Wet Snorting creature.

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STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO GODDAMN DISGUSTING PIECE OF VILE SWEATY SAGGY RUBBERY PUFFY SKIN COQUETTISH POSH BASTARD BIGGEST CLOWN WORST MASCOT SHITTEST COLOUR SCHEME HORRIBLE SHAPE MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD MUTALISE MYSELF SO HE DOESN'T GET THE SATISFACTION I WOULD DISSOLVE MYSELF IN ACID OR FEED MYSELF TO THE OCEAN SO I DON'T HAVE TO DIE BY HIS HANDS IF HE CAME FOR ME I WOULD BREAK HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS I WOULD RIP HIS RUBBERY SKIN APART AND HIS SKIN WOULD BURST LIKE THE WORST KIND OF WATER BALLOON I WOULD BECOME MORE OF A MONSTER THAN HIM IF IT MEANS KILLING HIM MOTHERFUCKING RUBBERY PIECE OF UNTWINKABLE SWEATY CLOWN MR FUCKING WANTS TO STAY WITH HIS STUPID HAT HIS UGLY FUCKING HAT I HOPE IT BURNS I HOPE HE BURNS AND THE SMELL OF BURNING RUBBER WILL BE A SYMPHONY FOR MY SENSES TO MARK THE DAY MOTHERFUCKING MR BONZO FINALLY DIES

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when i die i hope i come back as a beautiful microscopic granule of sand

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ouch ouch yeowchie ouch oof ouch (im crawling around barefoot on very sharp rocks)

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all sorts of echoes in these caverns

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in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off