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call my meat a dead horse the way i hmm save as draft

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these are my tma playlists so far (｡✪ω✪｡)

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I just came up with a really inconvenient, possibly unplayable four-player game: The Evil Advisor

All you need is a completely normal chess board and a deck of cards that you can somehow divide into an even amount of cards that mean "yes" or "no". Out of the four players, only two need to know how to play chess - those play the role of advisor. The other two play as rulers. At the start of the game, both advisors pull a random card from the deck, which dictates whether their goal is to win the game, or lose it. They keep their respective card, showing it to nobody else.

The rulers, who ultimately choose where to move the pieces, always aim to win the chess game, and also know that the advisor may or may not be on their side, and don't know whether to trust the advisor or not.

If the ruler wins the chess game, they win the whole game. An advisor only wins if they reach their own goal - if an advisor's goal was to lose, but the ruler wins, the advisor loses, and vice versa.

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thank you for the tag! (o^ ^o)

tagging @blood-loving-leech @avhira @inthemourninglight @unscrupulousfucker @itwilldecay @emmamem13 @cannibalgender @bloodied-metal-pipe @kradnie @lsrgkwtvr @kameonerd566 @cannibalistic-vampirefag + anyone <3

making a tag game!

do this uquiz:

and then this picrew! https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2212965

Here’s mine :33

Open to anyone but tagging some mutuals to start! @red-velvet-0w0 @encryptidarchivist @awanderingrat @whereswolfe @love-is-5ever @your-fav-furby

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ty for the tag! :3

tagging @inthemourninglight @avhira @blood-loving-leech @unscrupulousfucker @itwilldecay @laczki @emmamem13 @cannibalgender @kameonerd566 @vvanillavveins @field-cryptobotanist + anyone <3

take my mermaid quiz boy

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hi, i'm Maze! when i was younger, i thought i was asexual (i'm still pretty sure i'm aspec btw), and when i came out to my mom at 13, she called one of her adult male friends, and had him travel to us and explain to me what men find attractive so i can get a boyfriend. then at 17 when i came out to my mom as a lesbian, she said she "just wants me to be happy", but to this day she ignores it and keeps asking if i like any boys, and last time when i talked with her about sexualities, she told me that the reason so many people in gen z are gay is because we're not being physically close with the other gender enough, and if we did that we'd suddenly realize that that's what we actually want :) and i brought mini oreos!

ummm i don't know who i should tag for this so any moots who wanna do it, consider yourself tagged <3

I have no idea if someone has already done this on tumblr but..

TRAUMA CANDY SALAD 😀

*clears throat* My name is Leelee and last year this kid in my class grabbed my behind and said he got tickets to gyattown. aNyWaYs I brought the bowl ><

@axisssss @teenagechildtyphoon @aroacegrimreaper @how2beanerd @cabin13winion @cherryblossomflowers444 @pinkxpxnda @epik-bylerfan + anybody who is interested / wants to join

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slides into your inbox with the concrete sliding sfx.

ninjago ?

hiii, sorry i didn't notice this sooner! i don't know much about ninjago other than that i watched it occasionally when i was a kid, but you can tell me about it if you wanna :DD

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hi hi maze sorry for the completely random ask but I'm desperate for some context and I need someone in the tma fandom😩 Do you happen to know where the meme (??) of "this clown ate my brother" came from? I saw the pic on the wild but google is completely useless, I'm not even sure it *is* from tma but,,,, help pls?

hiii! if it's from tma, then it's most definitely about tim stoker, whose brother was killed by a clown

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i'm making tma fear entity playlists, and as i try to take inspiration from others, it pisses me off so bad how many people put songs that clearly belong to the end in their corruption playlists

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hi tma fandom

doodle

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You're an angel, I'm a dog Or you're a dog and I'm your man

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Todays gender fought valiantly by my side, but dissapeared after a few months.

^

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what in the welcome to night vale

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the flesh raid of 2017

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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i still think about this twitter exchange every time i hear this song btw