critture
critture
critter creature
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shannon • 25 • they/she
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critture · 14 hours ago
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critture · 14 hours ago
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did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage
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critture · 14 hours ago
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New Species Added: Yellow Anaconda
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critture · 14 hours ago
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critture · 14 hours ago
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How was your day?
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critture · 14 hours ago
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The only adhd tips that work:
1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)
2. Never sit down (never sit down)
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Dana scully 🤍
THE X-FILES | 4.24 “Gethsemane”
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Moonrise Phyllis Shafer — 2015 oil on canvas
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critture · 14 hours ago
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Bug carriage
Romeo for scale
(I’m not very good at perspective drawing but I got the shape down!)
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critture · 14 hours ago
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Im probably never going to get to blow up a gas station before I die
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critture · 14 hours ago
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Im super late to this
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critture · 14 hours ago
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girl help they're taking my fave's extremely thin veneer of swaggering overconfidence at face value
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critture · 14 hours ago
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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general
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critture · 14 hours ago
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anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"
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