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uhhh is Cloudberry ok or is she dead?

*Cloudberry snoring in the background, dead asleep*

...

I think she is-

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(Fraisier and French Pastry) Why are you two dating? Honestly Fraisier you can do much better than him.

EXCUSE ME? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IS OFFEN-

He isn't usually like this, he burnt his toast, sorry.

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Ok, let me help you both. *SHOVES BOTH CHOCO PIANISTS IN A TRASH CAN AND THEN ROLLS IT DOWN A CLIFF

Wow! Where are we going?- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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(⭐)How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

*Blank stare*

Uhhhh...

Wat?

*Visible confusion*

..........

...Woodchucks...can't chuck wood.

...This is hurting my head...AND I DON'T LIKE IT! *PUNCHES THE WALL*

WHAT THE FUCK?

...*Starts sobbing*

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Can the other Choco Pianist do a barrel roll now?

Well.. I could try?

*He stands up, and then proceeds to collapse on the ground and faceplant*

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..wait so there's two choco pianists?

alright,

chocolate pianist cookie is choco pianist cookies twin brother. but choco pianist cookie is like a evil, corrupted version of chocolate pianist! chocolate pianist was corrupted by timespressso(timekeeper and espresso fusion) in the future but somehow choco pianist managed to shift into the same timeline as his twin so now they are stuck together. hope that made enough sense!

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howdy, mod roguefort speaking!

ive added another oc of mine, her name is mocha cookie! she is espresso cookie's mom! i have lore for her that i can share only if needed, just a reminder shes canonically dead and a ghost. thats all ^^

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Hey Dark Cream and Strawberry Cream, are you guys related?

Of course not, I'm much more elegant than faer, we could not be related! Never in a lifetime!

... She's my twin sister.

HEY!-

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CHOCO PIANIST DO A BARREL ROLL!!!

Hah... easy...

*He proceeds to fall and faceplant into the ground*

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Oh sorry for shipping Bean and Cashew. Didn't realize there was a big age difference 😓

thats alright anon! ^^

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(🍰)How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Well. Uhm. Well-

A woodchuck would chuck alot of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood! Oh, I remember this rhyme from the academy! Y'know, back in my da-

I beg your pardon?

...

*Starts fucking crying*

MY BRAIN!!!! It hurts from confusion!!!

Yes.

Well, if you research, woodchucks don't chuck wood, but they can chuck dirt. On a good day they chuck around 35 cubic feet of dir-

WHAT THE HELL?

*Probably sleeping*

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Bonjour! Sir John Chickenbones again! Santa made a great investment and got a ton of cash! So now everyone gets presents! Except...*reads list* "Raincicle, Chocolate Pianist, French Pastry, Vanilla Bean and Cashew." MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Raincicle: *DRAMATICALLY DROPS TO HIS KNEES* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Vanilla Bean: FUC-

Cashew: VANILLA BEAN, LANGUAG- HEY! WHY THE FUCK AM I ON THE LI-

Chocolate Pianist: Pardon me, but what did I do? According to my precise calculatio-

Choco Pianist: I get away with everything, just blame it on my twin, heh...

French Pastry: So what? Atleast my beautiful lilies are safe...

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(🍰)Viola! It is I! Sir John Chickenbones! I am Santa's accountant and I'm sorry to say he's gone bankrupt. No more presents for anyone.

FUCK.

Oh dear.. what about the children at the daycare...?

Well, I don't care! All i need is my lilies to be safe!

...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Okay then. WAIT WH?-

YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE GODDAMN PRESENTS YOU LITTLE SHI-

I see... *FAE PROCEED TO WHIP OUT A GUN-*

I don't need presents! Wait, your joking right? RIGHT?-

*Probably sleeping*

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Nooo French Pastry don't shoot anyone!

"I WONT HESITATE, BI-"

"FRENCH PASTRY THERE ARE KIDS ON THIS BLOG-"

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(Bean & Cashew)KISS! KISS!! KISSSSSSS!!!

HEY mod roguefort here uhm. pls dont ship vanilla bean and cashew! vanilla bean is 12 and cashew is 26 and cashew is also vanilla beans father figure:] ty!!

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It's Sir John Chicken Bones again! Raincicle you are already on the naughty list. you've been a very very very bad person.

*UGLY SOBBING*

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(⭐)Viola! It is I! Sir John Chickenbones! I am Santa's accountant and I'm sorry to say he's gone bankrupt. No more presents for anyone.

*Silence, then a dramatic ass

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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