crockerberts
crockerberts
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crockerberts · 2 hours ago
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who want me
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crockerberts · 2 hours ago
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Saw that post about transmascs and how ppl need to talk more about vaginal atrophy and how it's easily treatable with estrogen cream without affecting your HRT and it got me thinking about how none of us transfems seem to talk about dick atrophy either and how it's also easily treatable with topical testosterone cream provided you're not taking a T blocker (so on a GnRH agonist, estradiol monotherapy, or have had bottom surgery). Without T you don't get that passive tissue maintenance so unless you want to get hard every other day for the rest of your life to keep it healthy you're kinda screwed and erections can become really painful, let alone the change in length/shape. So yeah ask about topical testosterone.
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crockerberts · 2 hours ago
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The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:
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Bonus:
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crockerberts · 3 hours ago
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the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet
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If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?
Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one
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10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO
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crockerberts · 4 hours ago
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love the Miraak companion mod. get that bread buddy
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crockerberts · 4 hours ago
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crockerberts · 18 hours ago
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Should i kill myself
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crockerberts · 22 hours ago
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HSI/ICE vs. hungry Mexican restaurant customers - WHO YA GOT?
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crockerberts · 1 day ago
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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crockerberts · 3 days ago
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I do like that Minecraft horror mods exist because they all seem to be “creepy monster attacks you and makes loud noise.” Because I am 100% sure that the scariest shit you could do in Minecraft is make the game function slightly Wrong
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crockerberts · 3 days ago
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crockerberts · 3 days ago
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I feel like there's a parallel phenomenon to Western fantasy novels not knowing how long a thousand years is whereby JRPGs don't know how big a continent is.
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crockerberts · 3 days ago
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I’ve literally never heard this hello?
Also are horses predators in Christianity??
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crockerberts · 3 days ago
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I bet it feels good as fuck to kick someone in the head as hard as you can if you’re a horse
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