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Kill things a be beautiful is my guess, but hey that's just my thoughts. 

=> Spinning the arm like a flail on one hand, you slap an oncoming assailant with it to blind them before you sword followed through their throat. As they bled on you, you shake your head sadly.

These were my least favorite pants, and you ruined them.

=> Stepping back, you skip up to them once again and punt their head. Still connected to their body, the head only mostly flies away, the rest of the body following. It enough to hit the next person, which makes them stumble. With a manic laugh, you pin the body of the first to the second with your sword, rushing forward to pin a third to a wall. Leaning casually on your sword, you glance at Feferi.

Hey princess, you like skewered foods? I don't think they do very much.

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No~ but it does make them more fun~

=> Bloodily emove the skull of one of those you killed and use it like a projectile at a person sneaking up on Feferi.

Now boys, she's a taken woman. If you want to do that, it'll cost you an arm and a leg.

=> Speed over and rip of a man's arm and leg.

Did you think I was kidding? Hahahahahahahaha~!

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hI! }:D

Hello there! How are you today?

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=> Licking your lips, you dive down into the middle of the town. Smirking wickedly, your spinning sword lunges forward, straight through the nearest persons eye and head. Rushing up, you kick the end of it so it passes through into the person behind him. As you do this you form an "L" with your index finger and thumb.

Lo~sers~!!!

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=> You let her pull you along, your laugher rolling over the hills behind her as you do so. She looks sexy when she's dangerous, and you know you'll both enjoy every second. Noting several figures moving about in the village, you motion to them with a malicious smirk.

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=> Rolling your shoulders, you chuckle darkly as you stare our at the timeline.

Well then. Go big, or go home. Ready princess?

=> Idly spin your sword, an ominous humming filling the air as you do so.

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Not at all princess. Lead the way~

=> Your face is far more open right now to what you're feeling. Excited, a hint of trepidation, and hunger. You've never been bloodthirsty before, but now...you feel savage, and you have a suspision you're going to enjoy this. A lot.

These are your hunting grounds princes. Lead me on~

=> Get up with her, sword slipping into your hand as you motion for her to lead the way.

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These are your hunting grounds princes. Lead me on~

=> Get up with her, sword slipping into your hand as you motion for her to lead the way.

But princess~ I’m serious~

=> Swat her rump lightly, trying to smile around her hands.

Kill first, sex after. The walls will be a…far more lovely shade of red then, don’t you agree?

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But princess~ I'm serious~

=> Swat her rump lightly, trying to smile around her hands.

Kill first, sex after. The walls will be a...far more lovely shade of red then, don't you agree?

=> Push her back gently, slowly waving your finger as though she’d done something “naughty”.

Ah, ah~ princess. If we do that, we won’t be able to…properly set the scene no, will we?

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=> Push her back gently, slowly waving your finger as though she'd done something "naughty".

Ah, ah~ princess. If we do that, we won't be able to...properly set the scene no, will we?

Mm~ but payment can be…withheld till after. After all, fun as it’ll be, the after party will be just as fun.

=> Smirk wickedly and wink.

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Mm~ but payment can be...withheld till after. After all, fun as it'll be, the after party will be just as fun.

=> Smirk wickedly and wink.

Now you see, that I could get behind. It’s just a matter of…persuasion~

=> Nip at her neck, growling softly, playful and eager.

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Now you see, that I could get behind. It's just a matter of...persuasion~

=> Nip at her neck, growling softly, playful and eager.

=> Blink and stare at her for a second before smirking.

Maliciously. But then…I’d miss out on something better now wouldn’t i?

=> Grin, giving her a wink.

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=> Blink and stare at her for a second before smirking.

Maliciously. But then...I'd miss out on something better now wouldn't i?

=> Grin, giving her a wink.

Good thing too. If I’d just gotten hotter you would have pulled my suspenders off after seeing me.

=> Smirk and wink, not overly upset by her comment. It was how she felt, and you respected that.

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Good thing too. If I'd just gotten hotter you would have pulled my suspenders off after seeing me.

=> Smirk and wink, not overly upset by her comment. It was how she felt, and you respected that.

=> Note the stripes but don’t mention it. It’s cute, but you’re focusing on kissing her back with a giggle.

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=> Note the stripes but don't mention it. It's cute, but you're focusing on kissing her back with a giggle.

It’d be nice to lay with you like normal princess. This form is cute, but you’re cuter.

=> Grin and kiss her nose.

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It'd be nice to lay with you like normal princess. This form is cute, but you're cuter.

=> Grin and kiss her nose.

You at least get to lay down now. That must be nice.

=> Gently stroke her fur, humming softly.

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You at least get to lay down now. That must be nice.

=> Gently stroke her fur, humming softly.

=> Smirk and walk to your couch and flop down.

You mean~ like here?