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thats it princess..... spread that vegemite over your toast. youre daddys true blue bogan bitch now. #australiafetish #yankbreaking #yankbreakingkink

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It's funny because it is still gay.

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Green/gold themed Phighting scythe pfps !!

Requested by my friend yippie

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are you man enough to take the blame for this?

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they were my fav part of the film <3

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The Handler brings home a very unlikely new friend

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Just another parallel

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She found her dad! :>

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been seeing a lot of alien 1979 set photos on here recently and it made me remember when i was ten and my dad let me watch it with him. i fucking loved it and was totally fine through the initial chestburster scene, fully giggling with him at the jump scares etc, but then we got to the scene where ripley is doing ship maintenance in a cropped tank and underwear and i was for the first time in my young life overcome with such a terrifyingly potent blast of homosexual feelings that i started crying out of the kind of sheer guilt that only a ten year old catholic who thinks she's going to hell for admiring sigeourney weaver's shoulders could muster, and begged him to turn it off bc THIS SPECIFIC PART was allegedly too scary. he very kindly let it go and i spent the next decade convinced i had successfully pulled the wool over his eyes and that he was blissfully unaware that he'd been present for my religiously fraught gay awakening. anyway we went to see alien romulus together last yr and the second we got a glimpse of cailee spaeny's third act muscle tank he leans over and goes, "is your gay ass gonna cry again? bc these tickets were $17 a pop so i need you to keep it together"

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My four terrible daughters/the atrociraptor squad from dominion/chaos theory

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You are my little snail snail sanil snail snail snail

RIZZ. LET ME YAP TO YOU ABOUT HOW MUCH IVE COME TO RIZZ YOUR GYATT SINCE I BEGAN TO MEW. THERE ARE 420.69 MILLION SKIBIDI TOILETS OF BABY GRONKS IN WAFERED GRIMACE SHAKES THAT FANUM TAX MY AURA. IF THE WORD RIZZ WAS EDGED ON EACH ALPHA SIGMA OF THOSE HUNDRED OF MILLIONS OF TOILETS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE MORBILLIONTH OF THE RIZZ I FEEL FOR SIGMAS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. RIZZ RIZZ RIZZ

wait... im gooning!

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four lords

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world's dumbest comic cause I could not get this idea out of my head

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what portal are you playing?????

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Begone, wench.

Ham. Nwo

Ypu have something seriously wrong with you.

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Ham. Nwo

Ypu have something seriously wrong with you.

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"Now little Caroline is in here too."