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What, were you expecting a good person underneath?
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can i ask for mmmmmmmm tawney c easta please and thank you

Tawney C. Esta eating pasta :)
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AITA for essentially giving my co-worker a lobotomy?
Look, I know it sounds bad. Let me explain. I (REDACTED M) was presented the opportunity of a lifetime, you wouldn't get it. See, my coworker (32M) is one of the most infuriating people I have ever worked with. He's incredibly impulsive, and a general nuisance, his gambling addiction gets in the way of any potentially productive work! It's ridiculous!
Recently he had gotten incredibly beaten up in a fight (which was EASILY winnable by the way) and was in need of some medical attention. I was already ACUTELY AWARE of his poor financial situation (which was SELF INFLICTED. Ugh.) so, I offered up my assistance from the KINDNESS of my heart.
This was an opportunity I could NOT refuse. Look, it may sound selfish, but UNDERSTAND, this was for the benefit of EVERYONE including my co-worker himself! I could just alter him just enough so he could be the BEST self he could possibly be! The plan was flawless. I was MINIMIZING his flaws. The intent was GOOD.
I had gotten this arranged with our bosses, and we had gotten the OK. My co-worker and I had signed the appropriate papers and the entire procedure was FINALIZED. It should have gone well! It should've! But I wouldn't be here if it did, huh?
The day of the procedure comes and something happened. A mishap, a mistake, a blunder! I didn't mean for it to happen but it all just went SOUTH. A malfunction occurred and my co-worker went absolutely INSANE. He had completely lost it.
After the failed operation he had kept complaining about the terms and conditions and the negative side affects- (WHICH he would have been AWARE OF, since it was in the legal papers we signed! He is an utter illiterate fool!). I had only tried to help him, I had TRIED to fix his attitude, but all that had come of it was making him an absolute LUNATIC. He won't stop laughing! He won't stop trying to make bets! He won't get his hands off that dastardly slot machine lever! It had only made him WORSE. He was hospitalized for a few months, and as soon as he was let off he went back to being a nuisance to ME in particular!
I understand, I made a mistake, BUT I ONLY WANTED TO FIX HIM! If you were looking at this from a logical stand point I was completely in the RIGHT to step in.
TLDR: I had a hand in my co-worker's repair in an attempt to fix his attitude and it ended in him becoming more insane.
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I don't know if this has been done before but I've been thinking about this since I played ch3 for first time so I don't care.
Ibispaint says I spent 2 hours making this and I don't fucking know how and why did it took that long.
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Can we have Dave do something completely normal? So normal that its wrong of him to do something so normal.
day 5: grocery shopping
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omg can we have one (1) spruce campbell please

Drew him holding his comedically large axe :)
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May I ask for Thomas. My Ottoman

A Thomas for my dear friend Cali :)
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Can you draw Dave’s fursona
day 3: hip-hop-hippopotamus
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Can we get a Revvington in your style….pls………

Yes of course 👹
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we were critiquing character designs in class today, when there was a really good one, and someone turned to the artist, holding their laptop. the screen of which just said "WOULD" in big trackpad-drawn letters
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