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Mutuals do this

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Unmute !

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i know its been a while since it came out but im preeetty sure this is exactly how CATWS ended

(tip jar! // comms status)

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The 'hyperspecific situations' polls are really once again highlighting that native English speakers tend to forget that 'foreign' doesn't mean 'non-English' or 'non-American'

"Did you watch a foreign language movie in the past three days?" Yeah I watched the foreign movie "The Martian" with foreign actor Matt Damon

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sure there's lots of potential for new romances with 13 pcs but I am EXTREMELY excited for the potential of inter-party conflict. Especially with separate tables where pcs might have plenty of time away from each other and no real reason to avoid conflict. let's go bitter rivalries, let's go epic betrayals, let's go pcs who hate each others' guts even if they're ultimately on the same side!

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when you see your own post on someone else’s blog but it still makes you laugh a little bit

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그런 모습들에 반한 거야

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The author's blatant fetish. The one you picked this book up for. Because you also have that fetish.

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THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

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krypto just being a chaotic good boy

SUPERMAN (2025) | DIR. JAMES GUNN

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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

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i bring a sort of "it doesnt matter if youre into porn or not, getting elitist and mad at people for being horny aligns you with the agenda of the alt right" vibe to the conversation that some ppl dont like

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Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

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shoutout to everyone