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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

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continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that

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top 10 glee characters if im honest

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Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕

yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe

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Fresh off the market this ->🐕 little dog now only $4.99! Get in quick!

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Constant occurrence where I’m like “I’m sort of pent up, but I’m an adult who can watch adult videos and jack off about it if I want to” and then I watch adult videos for like an hour and then turn off my laptop and realize ten minutes later that I completely forgot the “jorking it” step. I spent the whole hour critiquing the plot and camera work stonefaced and utterly flaccid

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the house md promo pic of house in a wedding dress with the sloppiest smeared makeup look. Literally what was the point of that

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why is there no cock in my meat lovers pizza :(

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BIOHAZARD SCENERY 11 / ?? resident evil 7 : biohazard, 2017.

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would love to be in the club one night and “can I get a box” starts blasting on the dance floor I just know it would go crazy

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lets play wordle _____

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This is really funny aren't you literally the Princess

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my gay friend said he wants to try vagina (mine). he said he is not bi but after a traumatic car accident he thought about vagina yesterday.

should we have sex and is this a phase???? he has only been with men btw

i guess that makes sense i mean he was in a car accident

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