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honestly I spend too much time at home and I start acting like this

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learning that 1. there's a thing called the 'gen z stare' 2. it pisses people off and 3. it's just underpaid service workers staring at someone until they follow a simple instruction, has been interesting.

for example, the card reader says 'remove card' the customer goes 'it says remove card, what do i do?' then some underpaid 20 year old just stares at whatever twat just asked that question. apparently that's devastating for baby boomers and gen x'ers, and they're complaining about it. retail workers should be allowed to jump the counter and kill customers

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she butterfly on my effect til i (gravely serious) everything could have been different

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Sometimes I steal pictures of ppls rabbits to use as reaction images and im scared one day I'll use it on here and they find it

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Everything is slop now sorry. Nothings ever going to be good again for the rest of time

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Bonsai tree yayyyy :D (its already begging to be put out of its misery)

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Went outside in goth makeup and very unsurprisingly got harassed so now I want total human extinction and it NEEDS to be painful

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I’m always dragging pop music but that’s bc lately it’s like they’re singing the ABC’s to me. old McDonald had a farm ass music I can’t tolerate it anymore

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My aunt has irish wolfhounds so now every dog looks like a teeny tiny baby the size of a pea to me

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I like when you hear a song that sounds amazing so you look into it more and find out it’s the band’s least favorite song ever like they hated making that shit with every inch of their life and they cite one time where the drummer tried killing themself during one recording session

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We need to study the powerful psychic field around tumblr posts that causes people to hallucinate entire lines and paragraphs that are not present in the actual text

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he's so awesome i wanna be on a long car journey with him showing each other the music we like while he tells me things. And then at some point i grab the steering wheel (he's driving) and crash the car killing us both

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This is what binding with tape is like.

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They really did that huh

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Im so excited to finish my witch hat now that i have the time <- Is going to play minecraft all night

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Watching a cis person talk abt trans people is like watching a demonstration of every argument fallacy known to man

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learning how to sew like even a little bit is so fatal for buying stuff i cant even begin to describe. “i could make this for sureeeee” <- statements of the UTTERLY DERANGED