crowleysshittyglasses
crowleysshittyglasses
5 parrots in a large coat
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They/them I come and go like the wind sorry mootsMostly rbs, sometimes my own art/posts
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crowleysshittyglasses · 27 days ago
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One ninth of Frodo
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Red-breasted Pygmy Parrot (Micropsitta bruijnii), male, family Psittaculidae, order Psittaciformes, New Guinea
These tiny parrots are only 8 cm (3 in) in length. (This measurement does not include the tail feathers).
photographs by Lev Frid
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crowleysshittyglasses · 28 days ago
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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.
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crowleysshittyglasses · 29 days ago
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I was so nervous to do this but
Eye docs
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I'm so wearing these when I go to Manchester for the protocol s2 thing
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crowleysshittyglasses · 1 month ago
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ok this is sick as fuck
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crowleysshittyglasses · 1 month ago
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crowleysshittyglasses · 1 month ago
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so excited to see edwin and charles in a 45 second scene in the background of someone else talking in twelve hours 🙏🏽
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crowleysshittyglasses · 1 month ago
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if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel
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crowleysshittyglasses · 1 month ago
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WHICH ONE OF YOU IS RECORDING ON A DS😭😭😭
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crowleysshittyglasses · 1 month ago
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The mighty Aye-Aye:
I post with my long and creepy finger
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crowleysshittyglasses · 1 month ago
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You know the old proverb. If you have a shirt thats good. Wear it everyday till you die
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crowleysshittyglasses · 1 month ago
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God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”
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crowleysshittyglasses · 1 month ago
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to have a live performance put on by a fascist government and then pull back the curtains to see them preparing bombs while we’re distracted. and scream WAKE UP as the bombs fall. then quickly followed by daytime talk shows and sitcoms. then more bombs. and so on
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crowleysshittyglasses · 1 month ago
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFLLLLLLLLLLLSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
(dies)
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crowleysshittyglasses · 1 month ago
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Victims of Other Entities: And so I watched the skinwalker that used to be my wife sprint towards me on all fours with its neck bent at a full 180 degree angle. I only got away because it tripped and fell into the lit fireplace and turned to ash immediately. I don’t sleep anymore and I honestly wish God just would kill me already.
Victims of The Buried: God I ffucnking LOVE Dirt. OOh Boy that Shit is GOOD. No Thing on this God Forsaken planet brings me more EUPHORIA than Digging a B I G Hole. I crawl on all fours and c l a w at the e a r th as I pine for its tender Embrace. It torments my VERY SOUL that I cannot simply i n h a l e it Straight Into My Bloodstream. I’ve decided that eating fistfuls of potting soil is the next best thing.
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crowleysshittyglasses · 1 month ago
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Not an mcr image (sorry) but this reminded me of the mcr cake my buddy made a few years ago for pride month lol
serious guys!
My 20th birthday is coming up and my mom told me I need to figure out what kind of cake I want
I'm gonna get a sheet cake with any image printed on it
yes that's right. any image.
and since I'm seeing MCR a week before, Of course I want MCR on my cake
so I need to pick a photo to print on it
if u have any ideas plz send it here so I can see
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thankssss
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crowleysshittyglasses · 1 month ago
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Sure
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crowleysshittyglasses · 1 month ago
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i’m sure it works for some people but the thought of marrying your high school sweetheart from your little hometown without ever experiencing anything without them sounds like a punishment for some unforgivable and inhumane act you carried out in a previous life
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