Empire/KJ | He/They/It | Minor (17)
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I think people w DID should be able to talk about in nonchalantly bc no it's not a weird scary rare disorder it's not even the most interesting thing about me. But it does affect literally every day of my life so yes it would be nice to talk about. Occasionally.
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getting fired from my position as the emperor’s food tester because I keep taking too large of bites
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situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.
however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading
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do you think the sinners would have good answers if you asked them for grounding techniques . i think they would be either pretty okay techniques or the worst ideas known to mankind with no in between
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How to vent about the same problem multiple times without people wanting to beat you to death with hammers
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To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale’s perspective, please get back here you were cooking
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Adults irl don't even tell you please anymore they just make demands
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The whole “protect the children” stuff makes a lot more sense when you realize that they treat their children like their possessions, so it’s less “let our children live their best lives” and more “don’t mess with my long term investment”
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people on here love to call themselves a perverted freak and then post the most conventionally attractive steam engine you've ever seen
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