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cphil has a self help blog where he gives life advice people ask him questions like “how do i gain the forgiveness of those i’ve hurt?” and “can crows eat dog food?” and he responds to the best of his ability and tommy and tubbo regularly comment “aren’t you the guy who blew up l’manburg?” and “aren’t you the guy who killed his son?” and “hey man heard what your best friend did to all those orphans NOT COOL” he keeps blocking them but they make new accounts faster than his talons can click the screen

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my pronouns are U/S/A CACAWEWEEWWEWWWW 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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//I’ve been indecisive so I’m leaving this up to a poll

if #2 wins I may do some rough colour for more emotional asks, but in general it’s just be a cleaned up sketch at most. It’d mean slower art block for me most likely, but it’s up to you guys ! //

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Hello Phillip.

I write from a foreign land to ask what on earth is going on in L’manburg. Last I checked my shipments aren’t going through?? And there was a Wall???

I don’t know, I’m trying to run a small, simple map business…

Thank you,

Sol.

Huh. I’m not involved with L’manburg’s trade, but I’ll be sure to check in and see if I can’t help sort all this out for you soon enough

Ah! And you can just call me Phil

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do you think you could tag anything relating to wilbur with his character tag? thx in adv

i will try my absolute best, but some posts may slip through the cracks, if that happens feel free to leave a comment or smth 🙏//

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Hello hello, ol' crow! How've you been? How's your life? How's your breakfast? How's your grief? How're rainy days? Come, sit with me, the day's rather droll and I'd love a company in sunrise-watching with me. There, before the day breaks, a faint sigh of orange in the horizon. Beautiful, isn't it? I'd like to ask you something that's less so. The dark before it. What do you see when you close your eyes in the quiet, Crowfather? What does your grief say when you're alone with it in the room? What nightmares do you have these days? What are you scared of? What haunts you? What memories weighs your chest and your stomach with bitter lead? Take your time. We have so long still until proper sunrise.

My scars have healed and time has blurred the edges. My grief has faded, or dulled at the very least. I’m happy to watch the sunrise with you, but there’s no need to dwell on the dark before, it’s better to look at the stars, don’t you think?

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Phil how do I put out a fire I definitely didn't accidentally burn down my house whilst trying to boil water

and I burnt the water

I don't know how but I burnt the water

- @linixvy

??? Call 999 what the hell mate

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funniest moment from raising wilbur?

Hmm… there’s a fuck ton. It’s hard to pick just one moment. If I had to though, I think it was his first winter with me

Wilbur was probably 4 or 5. It had been a blizzard the night before and there was 12 inches of snow. Will was going a bit insane from staying inside, but knew I wouldn’t let him out before I shoveled the yard. So of course as soon as I turned away for a few seconds he slipped out. He immediately threw himself face first into the snow, laughing like a mad man. I was desperately trying to get him back inside but he was not having it. Eventually I gave up and grabbed our coats from the house, joining him. He made a battle field scene with snowmen, rambling to me the whole time about intricate the lore of the politics of Snowtopia and Iceland. What drove them to war, how Snowtopia was ruled by a vicious dictator etc. Maybe that was a sign of something..

Sorry I guess that was more sentimental than funny ahah! He also ate sand a lot. That was. Certainly a new parenting experience

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meow

Caw

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here, have a flower crown. don't worry about the wither roses 🖤🌺

Oh thank yo- ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

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y know , just been busy with my . job and uh . all that

hahaaa well uhh i tried it ? worked well if you ask me do not ask anyone else theyre lying my nose is fine

anything else i could do ?

—wilbur

I’m assuming you’re talking about Quackity here, am I right mate? You could try getting him some jewelry or new playing cards, not sure what else he likes really but it’s worth a shot. Good luck Will

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does your loser son still eat sand

I don’t doubt it honestly. I’ve seen sand fall out of his pockets

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what were you up to pre joining the dsmp? :o

It’s honestly a bit of a blur, years tend to blur together y’know? I know I was with Technoblade however. He wanted me to join a faction he made, eventually that fell apart and we traveled here together! Then the whole L’manburg war happened.. but that’s in the past now.

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responses are gonna be fairly slow! im burnt out right now//

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phil! we have the same birthday!

Hell yeah mate!

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Phil! Hello! Haven't seen you in a few days, how have you been?

-Niki (@niki-talks)

Hey Niki! I've been good, busy helping out Techno grinding for a project, how about you mate?

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I'm gonna get 10 amethyst shards that wil's trying to impress Quackity/hj

I'd bet 30

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