crowtheflow

[crowtheflow]

I'm awake again. What's up.

hmmm...

Yeah, I'm familiar with this dictionary type.

They're asking you if you're gay.

Or, just if they want to act like they're not saying that, they're asking if you like rainbows.

That's the best I can do.

People are confusing sometimes...

🏳️‍🌈?

“I probably need an expert with this. Why a rainbow flag?

@crowtheflow - why am I asking you? You’re weird so you probably know things.”

[crowtheflow]

I'm in thy club now

I'm in premium builder's c- I mean Premium poster's club

Been quite a while of posting, if I do say so myself.

Just wanna say, I would have never been here without @ask-guidinglight, @askthe-architects, or @the-curiouslight

All my inspiration comes from those 3 and I am ready to continue making more posts to keep you entertained!

[crowtheflow]

Ha!

U sus

-Sus dude Anon

Ha!

I still have a gun with easily reloadable ammunition!

*BANG*

-Crow, Curious Chug Jug dude

[crowtheflow]

A wooshing noise rings out in the halls, multiple giggling, chuckling, and laughs accompanying it.

A purple light shining out from the Queen of Flowers.

-> ``I smell INSOLENCE.``

-Godess of the New World, Eyes (@flowering-idolatry)

Oh! uh...

Hello I guess.

Uh...

I don't know what you're classifying as insolence since you kinda just arrived...

I only deliver the attitude given to me if I'm being honest...

But uh...

Sorry I think?

Nice to meet you your highness!

I think that's that I say...

I'd offer a complimentary curious chug jug if you're interested.

However, if you'd really like a bit more info about this place, you'd have to head to guide for that.(@ask-guidinglight) I'm just the chaotic survivor here.

-Crow, Curious "chug jug" dude

[crowtheflow]

ranked…

how are u with the object yeets? heard guiding light is suffering too

Ranked was it's own kind of fun.

It's surely the most unique of it's kind to say the least.

we don't talk about 2023...

Anyways, I hate throwable props >:(

these npcs behind me suck so they have to resort to them!

Grrrrrrrrrrr

At least I get to shoot them with a golden gun in the end!

-Crow

OOC: I kinda forgot a lot about ranked since I had gotten max rank on the 5th soooooooooooo :p. I'll put it out there. Also, sorry for the really late response, I haven't been on my computer much lately, so I didn't see this! My dearest appologies.

[crowtheflow]

*steals one of your jug*

thanks :3 — jug stealer anon

What a perfect opportunity...

Hey everyone, ever have some really annoying people in your life that you wanna just destroy, but don't have the proper equipment?

Introducing the gold blaster! tm

Just load yourself one of your gold coins and fire away!

Shoots with the power of dropping a penny from the empire state building!

Starting at the low low price of 149.99$!

-Crow

(This comes as an item from the Ranked mode [April Fools] if you didn't know)

[crowtheflow]

GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR JUGS!!!

no

-Crow

[crowtheflow]

give me your personal doors theories

and perhaps predictions for the upcoming sub floor… considering you’re canonically or head canonically a god in doors

Full ooc:

Alright, here we go. This gonna be a LONG one.

Starting with the theories, I have done studying in the game and found something.

It seems Seek wants to keep the player alive for something. We don't know what yet, but it's definitely something. Seek stops every other monster he can from killing you, rather trying to catch you instead. We never do see any dead body from a player of any sort after he catches them, and they never drop any items on death. I feel like this is a really big thing that not many people have noticed yet, and Lsplash didn't do this for no reason, you can tell.

Next up, subfloor predictions.

This subfloor probably should have 200-250 doors, considering it's already at the end of a run. Making there too many doors would be too much work for the bad players who can't make it that far with their low levels of skill. (no offense) Anyways, there will always be an item at the end of these things, maybe it'd be nice if that gave you a inventory extension permanently from max items going from 6 to 7...? That would be amazing. Getting it a second time should then increase max health by 5 for each time you complete it only on runs WITHOUT MODIFIERS. Once you reach 150 and beat it again it just gives you like 25,000 gold or smth

This would be amazing and then that would really spike players coming back, including me.

But, whatever the developers have in mind, I'm sure they're gonna cook up another masterpiece, like always

Then again, this is just some of my theories, so don't think any of them except for what you choose to believe. I don't wanna influence any other people with their theories, so you can leave what you think as a comment or just go on with your day.

I am finished with thy yap session.

[crowtheflow]

For the annon who sent an ask, sorry for a bit of a delay, but I gotta write a LOT. So I'm going to wait until I'm on my pc to write it

Thanks for understanding!

[crowtheflow]

test (I didn't intend on leaving this up, but now I feel like doing so, so I'll keep this as a post)

[crowtheflow]

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE NEW SUBFLOOR COMING FOMGSFAfjkDSFJ

if it's curi, you'll just... bully more then

//OOC

Ahem...

Hey everyone! Welcome back to another video! Today I will be speedrunning the new subfloor in 10 minutes before it comes out!

Anyways that calls for another marathon

(After I beat it once that is)

I will enjoy it.

(That could actually come out with the new Hunt Event coming out tho... like the backdoors.)

Can we just notice how it's almost been 1 year with the backdoors?

Crazy.

[crowtheflow]

I saw U vent!

There is no escape from me!!!!

Muhahaha >:)

-Sus dude Anon

Shhhhhh, he doesn't know I know this trick...

I'm actually a professional Ultrakill player

*Pulls out a raincannon*

kaboom

[crowtheflow]

you will regret saying that.

No!

I‘m not sus.

Crow is sus

- Sus dude Anon

"I hope you're not working with Crow, I don't think the barrels would like you."

(@crowtheflow dude pls)

[crowtheflow]

Soooo

I‘m back again.

What happend to red light?

-Therapy Anon

As of the red light, he-

Muehehehehehe

Yeah he's still here. We're kinda just chilling now though.

Womp womp

Still quite annoying tho...

Womp wo-

GET OUT!

[crowtheflow]

100 Likes!

I would like to thank everyone who has helped me reach this point, even though I started from such a small point!

I am eternally grateful all of you guys and your support and I look forward to continuing to create more and more content on here!

Sincerely, curious "chug jug" dude

[crowtheflow]

Alright, two can play at that game!

*Throws a crucifix back*

Anyways lemme just...

*Turns on fly/noclip*

weeeeeeee!

-Flying Crow

*throws a crucifix at crow*

Go, guiding light

The Architect says nothing as the room starts glowing cyan, a suffocating magic enveloping the area while chains break through the floor.

// yo @crowtheflow 😈😈😈😈

[crowtheflow]

...

whoopsies

*places down a fire extinguisher*

Feel like you might need this after I saw..whatever was going on..

*skedaddles*

-Random item anon

"Thank you."

The Architects voice felt strained, the stress from recent events leaking through.

"...ah, I mean. Thank you."