The voice of my education said to me, He must be killed,
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dude this is crazy this is the first time its been on time in 7 months. insane. i stand by this btw.
the only bad thing about cigarettes is that they make your period shits a million times worse but thats about it tbh
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Dude i think everything is smiling at me lol *looks back over shoulder* Everything is really going my way *looks back over other shoulder*
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#its because a lot of people dont actually like tv shows <- my onion#tv is actually easier to watch thats the point but streaming fucked them and also very few people treat them like tv shows#its just all fucking movie culture these days#back in whatever time period if you accidentally caught a couple episodes on cable and invested time into watching them because#you liked it and just decided to tune in: congrats! you watched it!#but no one is writing fucking episodes these days and people dont understand that television can#and should be high quality commentary that appeals to the chosen audience while still being casual entertainment#televisions were born solely out of radio broadcasts like. the twilight zone is THEEEEE original principle. it used#to all be like that.#but like. its tricky to explain to people that the format constraints gave birth to genre conventions present in all american tv for a#VERY long time. so like it evolved and morphed and changed and then the birth of stranger things just started killing wht was already dying#and now no one really likes or cares about good tv because it was a mass market but frequently niche interest anyways#and now anything on '''tv''' these days is written to appease market trends#so yeah your coworkers might seen invested in watching so much tv but honestly theres a good chance that theyre just#12 years older than you and were alive when veronica mars was airing.
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(walking and twitching with a meandering direction muttering to myself) dumb fucking idiots, im gonna kill you all, im going to fucking kill you *approaching stranger on sidewalk who looks slightly concerned* (suddenly straightens up, puts on a million dollar smile, and starts waving) how ya doin? the rain makes me so god damn gleeful, it fills me with boundless energy and joy, tell me you can feel it my friend
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my first adolescent crush was a girl who was a twin who had a facial scar from when her older sister (not her twin) hit her in the face with a stick. my second adolescent crush was a girl who was unwittingly named after the capital of the state we lived in and everyone pronounced her name wrong who had a 5 inch surgical on her chest because her heart aorta had been replaced with a pigs. my THIRD adolescent crush was my goth college age acting instructor/gay awakening moment and she had half inch gauges and a face tattoo. and then i got way less normal and now i no longer believe in love but everyone on this list is still a total would 👍
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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way
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i hate when i unwittingly make mutuals with someone whose only crime is whining too much. perfectly pleasant and polite human being. i have no quarrel with you. but good god your bitching and moaning on a public social media website good lord. oh god. i want to innocently block you for venting like this on tumblr dot eduu but what if you whine about it.
#raging.exe#if youre seeing this its not about you btw social media is so impersonal to me but this is an....unfortunate phenomenon to say the least#that ive noticed. a Lot.
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gaggles of white women at a coffee shop are the scariest manmade horror
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rest in peace to all the women that died for being witches
i dive in her britches
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A print I forgot to upload here a while back
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height check. how tall are you people in my phone
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that chris fleming bit about vibe dysphoria where the most toxic woman you know is always posting about how she’s like a cute little illustration of a mouse wearing a frilly dress but it’s the swaths of people calling themselves “just a silly little guy” who do not have a humorous bone in their entire body
#the actual quote from chris fleming was like#'' 'im just a cute little woodland forest mouse! just a little mouse teehee!'#you are NOT a woodland mouse!!!! you are a VILE. VILE WOMAN!!!!#who JUST HAPPENS TO BE SMMALL!!! ''#and considering the consistent and oft malicious misgendering of chris fleming on this website#you can kind of figure out the overlap between these two parties.#(hint: its transmisogyny and a white 'womanhood' endowed victim complex lol)
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Learning a new language by watching period dramas, my friend says I’m doing a good job but I should stop talking like a scheming royal harem concubine
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Everyone is always wanting to be a kitten or a puppy on this website but nobody wants to be a pretty birdie. My radiant plumage and dapper cheek spots would blow your tits clean off and smack your balls into next week frankly
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