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hit the heart for a small starter from adam!

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MORE TWO WORD PROMPTS *  assorted two word sentences, adjust as necessary

that's tough.

nice try.

so long.

get lost.

you win.

one more.

i failed.

that's impossible.

try again.

no shot.

believe me.

so... tomorrow?

call me?

too harsh.

this way!

be proactive.

think again.

don't move.

keep low.

you’re joking.

nobody knows.

you coming?

get fucked.

stop that.

not here.

watch yourself.

let’s go.

stay here.

no way.

don’t stop.

keep quiet.

be still.

stop yelling!

now what?

i knew.

where to?

i’m done.

don’t shoot.

try me.

it stopped.

i’m sick.

you’re right.

we’re fucked.

absolutely not.

you’re serious.

you bitch.

fuck off.

eat shit.

nice outfit.

slow down.

no trespassing.

what now?

i’m lost.

since when?

listen here.

who’s that?

go away.

leave now.

stay down.

please stop.

i’m certain.

this sucks.

please listen.

everything hurts.

nevermind that.

fuck you.

we agree?

you knew?

how come?

it’s you.

i disagree.

that’s them.

you’re miserable.

we can’t.

everyone leaves.

it’s raining.

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hit the heart for a small starter from adam!

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(///U_U///)

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" holy fuckin' shit , it's brutal out here ! ... fuckin' love it ! "

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overlord adam slaughtering other overlords .... who would he star twith.

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They discuss government affairs.

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if hell is forever then ... he has nothing to lose. sinner adam is adam at his cruelest, darkest... most unhigned.

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ᝰ  send  🍸  to  find  my  muse  drunk   :  𝐌𝐈𝐌𝐙𝐘  &  𝐀𝐃𝐀𝐌  .ᐟ  …  @girlishgiggle

jazz  is  dead  .  well  ,  if  you  ask  adam  ,  it  fucking  should  be  .  who  wants  to  listen  to  this  shit  ?  maybe  it's  better  sober  ,  he's  not  sure  of  anything  except  the  fact  he's  drunk  .  could  you  blame  a  fallen  angel  for  indulging  ?  he's  always  been  larger  than  life  but  now,  he  wants  nothing  more  than  the  shrink  into  himself.  he  takes  another  swig,  drowning  the  last  of  the  drink  before  he  slams  it  down  on  the  counter.  looks  at  the  bartender,  slides  him  a  few  bills  to  cover  it  .  he  can  feel  eyes  on  him  and  glances  beside  him.  a  sinner,  and  he  studies  mimzy  for  a  second.  “what  are  you  lookin'  at?”  he  can't  help  but  snap  as  he  recieves  his  next  bottle.  “never  seen  a  man  fuckin'  wasted?”

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Send 🍸 to find my muse drunk.

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PROMPTS FROM DIE HARD *  assorted dialogue from the 1988 christmas movie, adjust as necessary

no fucking shit, lady!

does it sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

come out to the coast. we'll get together, have a few laughs.

i've got a hundred people down here.

who gives a shit about glass?

who the fuck is this?

i am in charge of this situation.

oh, you're in charge? well i've got some bad news for you. from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.

you listen to me, you little asshole...

now you listen to me, jerk-off.

if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem.

are you still there?

yeah, i'm still here. unless you wanna open the front door for me.

you know my name, but who are you?

do you really think you have a chance against us?

yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

now i have a machine gun.

welcome to the party, pal!

you'd have made a pretty good cowboy yourself.

what was it you said to me before?

i thought i told all of you i want radio silence.

i'm very sorry [name]. i didn't get that message.

that's very kind of you.

you are most troublesome.

sorry, wrong guess.

whoa, these are very bad for you.

who are you then?

god. that man looks really pissed.

you want money?

so that's what this is about? a fucking robbery?

put down the gun.

you throw quite a party.

now i know what a tv dinner feels like.

who's driving this car, stevie wonder?

drop it, dickhead.

you won't hurt me.

after all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common thief.

i am an exceptional thief.

hey, how you feeling?

what the fuck?

geronimo, motherfucker!

you motherfucker, i'm gonna kill you!

i have someone who wants to talk to you.

they're giving me a few minutes to try and talk some sense into you.

i know you think you're doing your job, and i can appreciate that, but you're just dragging this thing out.

what have you told them?

i told them we were old friends.

you shouldn't be doing this.

they know people are listening.

didn't you hear me?

shut up! just shut your mouth!

go fuck yourself, [name].

put down the gun.

i'm going to count to three.

what do you think, i'm fucking stupid?

i have a request.

what idiot put you in charge?

i don't enjoy being this close to you.

can't you see what's happening? can't you read between the lines?

you couldn't drag me away.

you don't wanna know.

i had an accident.

the way you drive, i can see why.

drop the fucking gun!

the hell with this.

you are done.

thanks for the advice.

i hope that's not a hostage.

i'm going to count to three. there will not be a four.

what the fuck are you doing?

how the fuck did you get into this shit?

i hope i'm not interrupting anything.

you're amazing. you've figured this all out already.

hey, business is business.

you use a gun, i use a fountain pen.

he could be a fucking bartender for all we know.

the FBI is here.

want a breath mint?

are we on schedule?

what about the body that fell out the window?

i can live with that.

why the fuck didn't you stop them?

oh god, please don't let me die.

i'm on your side, you assholes!

i wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative... not a lot to ask.

something's wrong.

you don't like flying, do you?

you didn't bring me along for my charming personality.

we are both professionals.

do you smoke?

right up the ass.

you macho assholes.

i know the type. i think he's got his eye on you.

we may have some problems.

i need backup assistance!

no one is coming to help you.

no one kills him but me.

are you crazy?

good enough?

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First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation

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ᝰ  continued  from  :  𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐄  &  𝐀𝐃𝐀𝐌  .ᐟ  …  @danger-tits-lute

perhaps  the  fear  stems  from  a  lesson  long  ago  learned  …  everyone  leaves  eventually  .  no  one  can  be  trust  ,  no  matter  if  they  share  your  bed  .  a  scoff  accompanied  by  the  rolling  of  his  eyes  quickly  break  the  silence.  there's  no  space  for  weakness  between  them.  false  bravado  is  mustered  .

“  of  course  you  won't  ,  danger  tits  .  your  loyalty  is  unmatched  .  ”  but  had  he  not  once  thought  the  same  of  lilith  ?  eve  ?  had  he  not  seen  devotion  .  fuck  ,  he  needs  to  regroup  .  “  nothin's  botherin'  me  ,  i  just  wanted  to  remind  you  that  you  belong  beside  me.  left  hand  woman  and  all  .  ”  he's  happy  the  mask  masks  his  true  feelings  ,  his  doubt  .  “  you'd  never  wanna  go  awol  on  me  …  right  ?  ”

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hit the heart for a starter from adam <3

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SPIDERMAN POINTING MEME / @fatass-adam

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𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇  𝐎𝐔𝐓  &  𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇  𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐇  …  #𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐄𝐋𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐓  :  a  private  and  highly  selective  writing  blog  for  ADAM  from  hazbin  hotel  .  as  written  by  hestia  ,  28  ,  she/her  .  an  exploration  from  the  perspective  that  adam  is  the  root  of  cruelty  in  humanity  .  triggering  content  will  be  present  .  this  blog  is  a  sideblog  ,  i  follow  back  from  @isforever  .  please  like  ,  reblog  and  follow  if  you're  interested  in  interacting  !

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𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐎  𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐃  :  notice  how  god  doesn't  touch  HIM  …  he's  close  enough  to  bless  him  with  his  flesh  ,  and  far  enough  to  𝘾𝙐𝙍𝙎𝙀  𝙃𝙄𝙈  with  the  absence  of  it  .  perhaps  god  wishes  he  had  never  created  adam  [  …  ]  perhaps  adam  wishes  god  had  never  created  HIM.

#𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐄𝐋𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐓  :  a  private  and  highly  selective  writing  blog  for  ADAM  from  hazbin  hotel  .  as  written  by  hestia  ,  28  ,  she/her  .  an  exploration  from  the  perspective  that  adam  is  the  root  of  cruelty  in  humanity  .  triggering  content  will  be  present  .  this  blog  is  a  sideblog  ,  i  follow  back  from  @isforever  .