crunchybeards
crunchybeards
Anything Really.
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Mulitfandom feller. I post mainly fanart and random stuff I find funny. 18yo Any pronouns! Go for whatever feels right honestly! Occasionally Nsft/Nsfw
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crunchybeards · 22 hours ago
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it's kind of sad that we don't really do custom ringtones anymore. most people just stick with the default list that comes with your phone, if they change it at all. if they're even aware they can change it at all. like yeah, people letting their phones ring in public is obnoxious, but wouldn't it be a little less obnoxious if it was something funny? or personal? people used to change the text tone of every contact so every time they got a text they knew who it was just from the sound. isn't that sweet? isn't that nice? don't you miss it? don't you want to scream when you hear that stupid apple pa-Ting!??? we could have a chorus of awoogas and clips of people's favorite songs and recordings saying '(blank) IS CALLING, WARNING, (blank) IS CALLING' and all things considered i would prefer that over pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, whistle whistle, pa-Ting!
anyway im going to change my ringtone to the oldschool skype call sound and nobody will ever hear it because my phone is always on silent but i'll know. i'll know
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crunchybeards · 23 hours ago
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Happy Transfem Sam Thursday!!
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crunchybeards · 1 day ago
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Boooo saw that fuck ass anon that was being weird about transfemme and butch lesbian Sam. Gonna take a nap jesus that actually pissed me off so fucking much.
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crunchybeards · 2 days ago
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Thank you :)
OH OH WHAT THE FUCK-
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HE STOLE MY FUCKING CUPCAKE
Can one of my mutuals make the trip down to Africa to gift me a singular cupcake? I'd appreciate that a lot thanks.
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crunchybeards · 2 days ago
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I just opened up YouTube and this is what I see.
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Ungrateful wench
Can one of my mutuals make the trip down to Africa to gift me a singular cupcake? I'd appreciate that a lot thanks.
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crunchybeards · 2 days ago
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Can one of my mutuals make the trip down to Africa to gift me a singular cupcake? I'd appreciate that a lot thanks.
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crunchybeards · 2 days ago
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I hate when men know they’re cute get back in the cage
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crunchybeards · 2 days ago
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i was pmsing so hard i cry in vet
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crunchybeards · 2 days ago
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Wait why the fuck are Marvel and Dc fans so different on here?
Like I've been on here for years at this point and I'm only just noticing how different fans are on here like their general fan behaviour. Feel free to ignore the tags I'm just feeling weirdly rambly about their differences.
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crunchybeards · 2 days ago
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Xaria definitely pinches and shoves Monty cause she still expresses attraction like a 5th grader despite being in college.
*Pushing her he/him butch friend down the stairs cause she has a crush*
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crunchybeards · 2 days ago
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what the fuck are you talking about
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crunchybeards · 2 days ago
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The Frederic side of the Look Outside community did something so beautiful today. Two users, completely unaware of the other's intentions but both thought of God Head Fred having a mouth on his ass and posted about God Head's mouth ass at the same time. And that's beautiful.
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crunchybeards · 2 days ago
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crunchybeards · 2 days ago
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Imagine trying to sneak a peek at godheads ass and you make direct eye contact with him. Cuz he’s got faces everywhere
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crunchybeards · 2 days ago
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Ppl who headcanon Sam as a lesbian are so strong here this is for u
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crunchybeards · 2 days ago
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NEVERMIND I MIGHT'VE COOKED CHAT.
Okay idk why I didn't think of it before, I've seen other people do it too. I should just add them to Look Outside as fucking LO alt versions. Like I have 3 different aus for only Al and Willy, why not be cringe and happy and put them in Look Outside. Oh my god I can combine my two loves and make it a whole thing. Yeah...YEAH
I'm gonna disappear for like 24 hours just to sketch this out. Willy and Al my beloveds. My stupid goobers whom I cherish dearly.
I should draw my ocs more. Mainly Willy and Al because they're my supreme favourite above all other ocs. But my ass will like think about drawing the scar on Papineau's left ass cheek and the hyperfixation takes priority above all else because yeah I do need to draw Papineau's scarred butt cheek actually, that's very important.
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crunchybeards · 2 days ago
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I should draw my ocs more. Mainly Willy and Al because they're my supreme favourite above all other ocs. But my ass will like think about drawing the scar on Papineau's left ass cheek and the hyperfixation takes priority above all else because yeah I do need to draw Papineau's scarred butt cheek actually, that's very important.
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