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hmmm okay yeah im gonna log out and maybe never log back in. byeeee
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all stuffed animals have a little bit of god inside them a little soul
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A series of events:
1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet
2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday
3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer
4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk
5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form
6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work
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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty
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this is literally the sweetest thing ever 🥺
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GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!
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i don’t get hyped for games anymore i just watch an announcement trailer and think “huh neat” then forget about the game until i see a youtube vid about it 2 years later with WHAT WENT WRONG?😱 overlaid on the thumbnail
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The health and safety of the Supreme Court judges are less important to me than pocket lint
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theres a pink blue and white flower at rhe grocery store i have to make. a joke
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Second in a series of comics i did with @this.is.ysabel to add to your Street Medic resources. This one’s about teargas. Feel free to share as you deem helpful. Happy early Juneteenth. Happy Pride. Black Lives Matter. Black Trans Lives Matter.
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DEAR LORD i got a porn in my inbox
#IT DIDNT EVEN LOOK LIKE A PORNBOT?#if this happens again i will definitely move for realsies#i was gonna make a funny post but now i dont even remember it >:(
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