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fiddler's green: lord morpheus would never have apologized

me:

i was gonna leave this in the tags but you know what I WON'T. that scene infuriates me SO MUCH and it gets worse every time i watch it which i should stop but i like torturing myself apparently.

ALL HE'S BEEN DOING IS LITERALLY APOLOGIZING YOU OVERGROWN FERN. AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEATH GIVES LIFE MEANING!!!! morpheus would have brought your leafy ass back to life too don't even. he saved his gryphon from death. sort of recreated gregory. brought back gault and the corinthian. HE. FREED. ALEX BURGESS. also his entire fking kingdom was left to decay during his imprisonment, should he have left it to rot even further then??? AND DO YOU THINK HOB IS UNDER THE IMPRESSION HIS LIFE HAS NO MEANING UNTIL HE DIES??? BITCH!!! I'M SO MAD.

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"he's not my dream"

HOB GADLING WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

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NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Dream every time shit starts getting serious: better go see my husband (he makes me smile <3)

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dream of the endless, you beautiful sad bastard

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"Oh but the story has already been written!"

"Well we always knew he was going to die."

Blah blah blah, yadda yadda, I still believe that it would have been far more fulfilling and revolutionary for a depressed and suicidal character to survive.

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best buds (twt)

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For the fun of the game, I think pre-reveal Red Hood, should sneak inside the Wayne Manor, take books from the library, and circle with a red pen specific words and letters, so they would combine in creepy and spooky messages.

Imagine, you are Tim Drake, trying to get distracted from the case by reading a random book from the library, but then you notice the pattern, and suddenly, the book has some cryptic ass message with the "please, dad, save my soul, I am being tortured and cannot rest, until the clown dies. Your Jason" lines in it. I would honestly just leave this job.

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the sun.

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I think movie buff Duke Thomas should force Jason to watch the LOTR movies and literature nerd Jason Todd should force Duke to read the books.

They should make a movie night out of it and then a weekly book club that's really just Jason periodically hacking comms during Duke's patrol so he can yell at him to finish each chapter like a deranged English teacher that follows you around at work. And then they should get into heated arguments about Tom Bombadil; and Duke should get really invested in overanalyzing all the poetry in the book trilogy; and Jason should rewatch all three movies like seven times at least so he can scribble thoughts into the margins of his paperback copies, write dissertations in his head about the effectiveness of different story changes, and cry at Sam's "But I can carry you!" without having to stop reading.

And then they should repeat all of this with The Hobbit. They're both a little psychotic about it and the rest of the family is tired.

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Vigga Wolf my beloved feral butch viking werewolf woman

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he's goddamn mr. terrific

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Superman & Batman scene redraw

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what if lena luthor is supergirl’s drinking buddy? (she created a red-lamp thingy to help kara get drunk) (pushing supercorp propaganda in 2025) (twt)

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Supercorp + Textposts Part 1/?

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Superman (2025) is Hopepunk as fuck.