crusadingeggplant
crusadingeggplant
Maybe Trapped. Mostly Troubled.
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crusadingeggplant · 2 days ago
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im gods weakest faggot
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crusadingeggplant · 2 days ago
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The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity. 
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crusadingeggplant · 3 days ago
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crusadingeggplant · 3 days ago
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wild + roses
Tasyi, the protagonist of The Wildercourt (a graphic novel I am slowly drawing and maybe will even finish some day).
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crusadingeggplant · 3 days ago
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lost in waves
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crusadingeggplant · 3 days ago
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I hope you’re happy 💕
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crusadingeggplant · 4 days ago
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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
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crusadingeggplant · 5 days ago
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GAY daughter or GAY son
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crusadingeggplant · 6 days ago
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Bloom and Steel by miacat miacat
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crusadingeggplant · 6 days ago
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Sheeta and the robot
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crusadingeggplant · 9 days ago
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what the fuck is wrong with me why is this the funniest shit I've seen all day
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i love what the internet has done to the english language
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crusadingeggplant · 12 days ago
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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
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crusadingeggplant · 12 days ago
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crusadingeggplant · 12 days ago
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crusadingeggplant · 15 days ago
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God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy
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crusadingeggplant · 21 days ago
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My father was never very good with plurals and I fear I've followed in his feetsteep.
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crusadingeggplant · 22 days ago
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houseplant type friend
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