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looking between the man with the orange hat && the smug asshole in question, crudelis hums while she tapped her fingers against the wooden table they all played around. " && say i chose to help you; what's in it for me ? "

“ shit, do you have a card that'll make the other guy lose? i bet every berry i have, and i can't afford to be broke. besides, he's a smug asshole, don't think he deserves to walk away with all that cash. ”

@crustrix liked this for a one liner !!

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Our little stupid conversation means more to me than you think

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@sylvva || ♥ 'd for a starter

" Well... the company is appreciated, regardless. "

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once ? only ONCE ?! she's going to have to have a word with someone later. " oh ? is this your friend from school ? "

she's up on her feet the moment shopping is mentioned. “ he's only taken me shopping once! and then i went once with becky, but i'm excited to go with auntie cru! ”

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"you wouldn't have been able to resist it either if you saw the way she looked when we were out shopping. " stifling a laugh as she took a sip from her beverage, the smile present isn't too hard to notice. "besides, it isn't real. you have NOTHING to worry about."

“ i don't think those rights include getting anya a replica toy pistol from spy wars. it's a miracle she hasn't severely injured anyone yet. ” he's hoping he's not jinxing anything.

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@toniitrus || ♥ 'd for a starter

"When was the last time your father got you any new clothes ? up, up !! we're going out, NOW."

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"you..." she blinks. she blinks even more. "you're going to break your teeth."

“ but it looks real, so that should be good enough. ” he takes a bite of the aforementioned piece of food. and sure enough, it's hard as a rock. “ maybe i wasn't biting into it the right way... ”

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@gumpistol || ♥ 'd for a starter

"That food isn't real."

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@opstrix || ♥ 's for a starter

"As Anya's auntie, I have rights ! "

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♥  for a smol sentence starter from cru

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said cipher pol agent oc i wanna make an rp blog for. please look at her , i am obsessed -

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I’m an angel and a demon. I play both parts.

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"If that is of any concern to anyone, then rest assured, I am no pirate, nor marine—" a smile is feigned at the last bit before she adds on, "I'm here to trade goods. Will this be an issue ? If proof is what you need, I would be happy to show the merchandise, && ofcourse the official papers."

 “Pirates are generally…never welcomed at port. And among other things, the people depend on the locals themselves for protection and not marines. And what is your business here?”

Liu Bei as governor of Puyang island means mostly interviewing whatever interest parties arrive in. 

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somebody ate the birthday treat she left for him, && it wasn't her...

      It was his birthday yesterday, and nobody celebrated it…

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while his response wasn't entirely unexpected, it still managed to throw her in for a loop; the stranger had a very much justifiable point. she'd been nosing in someone else's business, && if she were in his shoes, the probability of her having a similar reaction was highly likely. crudelis now sat there wondering if she should explain herself, or just ready another apology before leaving it at that && departing this joint. what it came down to , atleast inside her mind, was that none of it would really matter regardless of anything she'd say from this point on. another foreseeable probability would be that they'd never see each other again after this.

"believe me, i—" && he's plopped into the food once more before another word can get out. what was preciously concern seemed to be misplaced with a growing frustration. surely this man was either messing with her... or this was a serious condition. glancing around, no one else seems to care nor mind. this has her sighing, not quite sure what to do. " hello ? you still alive there ? do i need to go grab a doctor...? "

her concern, while entirely valid, still annoys him. he just wanted to be left alone, that seemed hard for everyone he interacted with to grasp. maybe he's still a bit groggy from just waking up. “ believed that i, what? ” he asks, mouth still full of food. the fact that she thought he'd just died doesn't cross his mind, his brain's still lagging. “ honestly lady, haven't you heard of minding you― ” before he can even finish his sentence, his head's suddenly on the plate again. this time, it's his cheek that's in the meal, and he's still holding up his fork.

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one of my toxic traits is experiencing immense pain and just not telling anyone at all

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squint stares....

stares more intensely...