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— Marie Howe, Magdalene: “Walking Home”

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You can look yours up at

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I mean, yeah, sure man, whatever... I guess you can put that on the sign.

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Dr. Belcombe: And what do we say when our abandonment issues resurface?

Anne Lister: She can't leave me if I leave her first?

Dr. Belcombe: *sprays her with a waterbottle*

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we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

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I like stories where a normal human child is being raised by a sinister supernatural being who is totally malevolent except when it comes to their kid. Those are so much better than the “kids are scary” changeling type horror movies.

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If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

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the astonishing magic of a percentage symbol, capable of transforming a population of several million living breathing working people with families and histories and aspirations and music and food cultures and expansive expressive languages and artistic traditions into a 1 or a 2 we don't have to think about

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Thank you Wolfram|Alpha, this is the worst unit of length I’ve ever seen

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(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

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what does your blood taste like to a vampire

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to the tune of Teenagers by MCR:

🎵 little white dog is coming over for tea

🎶 they say he’s a mutt but he looks fancy to me

🎵 so pour him a cup

🎶 cause he’s a good little pup

🎵 will he do good behavior?

🎶 let’s see

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Nile in TOG3:

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#dorks