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it takes a village to destroy a baby (powerful baby)
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Im a mad fucking killa
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just kidding!😁
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i understand why some people hate them but i do love video game achievements because im a sick bastard who likes it when the developers call me a good boy
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fuck this show fuck CBS fuck Vince fuck Allison Grodner fuck BBUnlocked see you guys next year
#bb27#big brother 27#rachel....rachel come on its not funny come back.....#THIS IS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING GO 😭😭😭😭😭
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"parents rights" folk are some of the most insidiously evil slimeballs imaginable but everyone gives them a pass because of some delusional cultural belief that there's an inherent nobility in popping some poor bastard into the world that gives one carte blanche to treat them like property for a decade or two
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It’s awesome there’s animals in the world imagine it was just rocks and a low whistling almost groaning wind
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If my partner gave me a shoutout as he is in the process of cheating on me on live feeds I think I'd have to kill someone idk
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Vince safe I hate this fucking show

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I came across this woman's cool obit again, yesterday.
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just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden
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turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog
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Judge: Sensitive pervert, you stand accused… of loving too beautifully, fucking too skillfully, and keeping it too motherfucking real. How do you plead?
Me: I plead… guilty to all chargers ur honor
Judge: gasp
Jury: gasp
Prosecutor: grits teeth and starts growling
My hot defense lawyer with a huge rack: whoa…he might just have what it takes…
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one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
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こども (Children), a short manga by Ryoko Kui (of Dungeon Meshi fame) on the dangers of giving out your personal information on the internet.
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