crypt-the-frogge
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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was
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I had an asthma attack. ranting about magnus archives to my roommate. help my autism is fatal
#magnus archives#this is over me finding out the source of the tapes#im dying#please no spoilers#im love these boys but i cant look at the magnus tags till i finish
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I miss the world before AI image generation
Secondly, I also miss the world where AI image generation was just incoherent blobs and obvious fakes
Thirdly, I miss when I had a spark in my eye
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I hate taxes I hate taxes I hate taxes I hate taxes I hate paper work I hate paper work I hate paperwork I hate paperwork I hate paperwork I hate I hate I hate you know what I owe tell me you heathens you fools you freaks of nature you absolute garbage bags I owe nothing I will rend your mechanical flesh from your automated machines
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ill always find it amusing when american fiction wants to be moralistic about not killing the bad guy but the author doesnt actually have a more humane way of resolving the conflict so they instead take the infinitely more progressive solution of "indefinite imprisonment"
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the tragedy of being unable to make a piss boy joke to your mother who historically would not understand or appreciate the piss boy
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being poor and watching people complain about tarrifs on things I have never bought in my life is hilarious, like run in circles u little clowns I hope you have to use 1ply toliet paper sometime
#politics#i do recognize this will also effect me but like#i already have to outsource goods like toliet paper and body wash that arent supplied via food stamps#it is insanely easy to not buy things that i already couldnt afford
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Gameplay Tip: You can use the right-hand lever attached to your steering wheel to signal before you turn or change lanes, helping you avoid damage.
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collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you've literally every seen
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it's 3pm. I've had most of a monster, some cereal. that's it. I'm not hungry but I recognize that this is probably when a normal human would eat
#my new adhd meds are appetite suppressents and oooh boy do they do that#turns out if i dont have hunger cues i just dont eat at all#rip
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something about that one narrow staircase in Spadina station is deeply haunting to me, what do we think?

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