crypteddy
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Eddy
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just a himbo living its best life. it/its/they/them
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crypteddy · 2 months ago
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Some of the original depictions of mothman describe him as headless, with two glowing red eyes on his torso. Butt I have a different theory…
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crypteddy · 2 months ago
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idk I just personally think that getting chills from music is the best part of being alive. like when a song is so good you can feel it in your whole body. that's why I'm here.
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crypteddy · 2 months ago
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soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
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crypteddy · 2 months ago
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crypteddy · 2 months ago
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Pool # 27 -  Ann Goldberg , 2016.
Canadian , b. 1970s
Oil on canvas , 30 x 48 in.
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crypteddy · 2 months ago
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crypteddy · 2 months ago
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Went to the Aboriginal artifact exhibit in Chicago. And it’s interesting. How many blankets and masks and totem poles say ‘unknown source’, because every five seconds my mom would stop and point to something and say. “Pauline’s grandmother made that,” or, “That belongs to Mike’s family, I should call him” because. It’s all stolen
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crypteddy · 2 months ago
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It's scary to be transgender in the world right now but if you're transgender I love you and we have to stick together and keep fighting and keep living and keep loving
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crypteddy · 2 months ago
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they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now
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crypteddy · 2 months ago
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shoutout to the guy who ran for "class president" (not a real role at this school) in 7th grade and just put up posters everywhere about how he would bring steam powered rail back. no other policy. hope you're doing well.
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crypteddy · 2 months ago
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Me: Okay guys remember that it’s important in improv to establish your characters at the beginning of the scene.
Students: ok
Student 1: Hello. I am the president of the United States.
Student 2: Hello madame president. I’m William Shakespeare and I’m here to assassinate you.
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crypteddy · 2 months ago
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a world without trans people has never existed and never will
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crypteddy · 2 months ago
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So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Count Dracula-
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crypteddy · 2 months ago
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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ
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crypteddy · 3 months ago
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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.
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