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I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

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yall think stack ever dressed smoke up and had to tell him “now before you start hating ask yourself aint we clean though”

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rewatching season 1 of 911 bc why not and honestly i forgot how fucking funny it is. imagine rolling out the first episode of your brand new tv show and half the main characters are objectively terrible people and the other half will be by episode 2. imagine being like bear with us guys hold on a sec i know we went straight out the gate making the lead homophobic and another character going hey maybe you should get back in the closet but don't worry ok roll with it we'll redeem them all i promise. its so messy like no i know she's breaking the law as a police officer and i know he's a callous jerk with no regard for the safety of others and i know he's lying to his girlfriend and i know she's cheating on her wife and i know he inadvertently killed his entire family but like. bear with us ok hold on the sexy texan will save them all

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light em up!!

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captcha

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whys it always submissive and breedable why not dominant abd breedable. submissive and barren even

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Damn bro....

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a lot of media assumes robots would be immortal but i think its a lot more interesting to explore robots dealing with their parts wearing down and battery life shortening and all the horrible little failings that come with being a complicated machine. sure they can replace parts but you'd assume you cant completely ship of theseus them, or it'd have pretty big rammifications on their sense of identity. idk. give me robots with distinct, unique signs of aging. as a treat.

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the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

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ermm

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once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches

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I hope Phoenix and Edgeworth become canon but it’s like 20% offensive. I hope it comes off like it was written by a gen xer who was trying to be supportive but did not do their research. I hope they become so extremely stereotypical (a la Jean Armstrong) that it circles back around to being iconique. I hope Maya calls someone a metrosexual again. She should call someone a fairy too. I hope they give Apollo another backstory where he was childhood friends with a character called Eaton Cox

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i actually think its incredibly funny that people can just log on to the internet and get in a fight with a guy in another country. what a privileged time we live in. you used to have to go to war to do that

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Man I love your art style! What’s your favorite song in Sinners?? It’s gotta be I lied to you for me, love Sammie’s beautiful vocals and the thematic visuals! but also at the end when he’s harmonizing, you can hear Remmick’s theme pick up, right when he’s gazing at Sammie lol

Thank you anon! And yeah that metal guitar riff is definitely Remmick's motif, it's insane how striking the combination of grinning Remmick with that particular part was.... I remember i was like "wow what a grin :o this vampire seems to like Sammie's music huh" BOY LITTLE DID I KNOW!!!

anyway.

Ive been listening to Pale Pale Moon in loops but whenever i listen to I Lied to You, I gotta immediately continue it with Rocky Road to Dublin and then Pale Pale moon. Theres no particular order in what first song i have listen but I cant only listen to one track, these three in tandom feel like THE tracks of Sinners and describes the euphoric feeling i got when i watched Sinners the first time. Pale Pale Moon is such an energetic song and i can imagine a cool stylish Sinners AMV being edited with this track...

The harmonious thumping at the end with Pearline's deepening vocal singing ain't no love in the heat of the sun in a movie about vampires??? Absolute fucking cinema.

Man i need to watch Sinners again....

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people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

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“First and foremost I’m writing for myself,” I hiss through my teeth, resisting the urge to refresh my email for an Ao3 message for the 100th time.

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Beg For Mercy