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" if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs."

NAH. Id be telling people because I can barely keep my mouth shut about what I just did, the only way I wouldn't be telling people is if I forgot. And that might be more likely knowing me

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I AM HERE TO SAT WATCH THIS LOVELY CREATOR!

She makes amazing videos about:

- horror films

&

- fashion

And they are amazing videos

The picture is of her vampire costumes in films

A beautiful video and one of many

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My new embroidery project!

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Nothing like holding my love

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YOU hates terfs

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I like stories where a normal human child is being raised by a sinister supernatural being who is totally malevolent except when it comes to their kid. Those are so much better than the “kids are scary” changeling type horror movies.

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Just finished my first ever embroidery project!! I didn't use a pattern, so I just made it up as I went along & I'm really happy with the end result!!

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I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.

I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -

For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.

Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this

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Im going to show you some of my favorite genre of YouTuber

"goblin lady does goblin- like crafts"

Because I want to:

1 } Rachel Maksy: https://youtube.com/@rachelmaksy?si=P0dgyE9SSDkVy2PG

A great person who is part hobbit, part librarian and part goblin ( of course ).

2 } Wizard's Keep:

https://youtube.com/@wizardskeep?si=AWSO8A0sDvZWZD7H

Someone who makes you feel like you are in a meta fantasy comedy.

3 } Prickly Alpha:

https://youtube.com/@pricklyalpaca?si=HnYn0MV-kx71V7VO

A midnight crafter who will try anything once and is so fun to watch

4 } Goblin Girl Studio:

https://youtube.com/@goblingirlstudio?si=RV1uE-SoYJ99T1OT

She makes mini animals who have crazy lore and not all of it is cozy ( in the best way )

5 } Ash Bentley:

https://youtube.com/@ashbentley?si=0H8q1r-pIl-76ijq

I truly don't know how to describe her work, but it's cursed and we are blessed to watch it

Thank You For Coming To My GOBLINTALK

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dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

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have you lot heard about the tiktoker who’s taking on the actual government over a parking ticket? because she’s a hero

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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post-apocalyptic gang like the kings, the gang that worship elvis from fallout new vegas, except they’re all skaters who worship tony hawk

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the thing I love most about tmagp is that all the characters are in wildly different genres. celia is in a haunting portrayal of the lasting impact grief and guilt have on a person. sam is in a slasher. gwen is in a cutthroat workplace drama. alice is having a buddy cop adventure.

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the magnus archives: statement of dipshit mcidiot regarding some spooky happenings that absolutely without a doubt did not actually happen. recording by jonathan sims. i hate my fucking job.

malevolent: OARTHUR HIDE THE CORPSE IN THE CLOSET. SHOOT THIS MAN IN THE HEAD. MOVE OARTHUR MOVE!! [soft piano music] LEFT!! THE OTHER LEFT OARTHUR!!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.