cryptidandrew

[cryptidandrew]

[cryptidandrew]

Go my scarab

[cryptidandrew]

[cryptidandrew]

[cryptidandrew]

i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

[cryptidandrew]

[cryptidandrew]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

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[cryptidandrew]

[cryptidandrew]

dreaming of the magical day where a female movie character wakes up in bed without mascara and a blowout

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[cryptidandrew]

really devastating to realize that my belief that “there are some things you can never to do to another person, regardless of who they are and what they’ve done, because they are a person” is held by so few people. they aren’t upset by the unjustifiable, they’re simply unhappy that it happens to the ‘wrong people.’

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[cryptidandrew]

dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

[cryptidandrew]

pyramid conspiracies are so funny cause like yeah theyre extremely impressive feats of engineering but its not like. crazy unbelievable. i think even as a kid if you asked me how i thought the pyramids were built id be like "i think they probably cut rocks into rectangles and stacked them. it probably took a very long time." aliens or power plants would not remotely be on my list of options yknow.