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3 apples tall🤏🍎🍎🍎

Everytime I decide to draw a relatively positive art,I need to make an angsty version to keep the balance on the Earth

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you cannot stop me from putting orpheus in new outfits and then never posting the drawing until months later

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so how about those new bigtop burger drops ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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dumb comic idea

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This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!

There is a gang war in LA. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around LA, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in LA.

I just worry about their safety.

markiplier stay safe! <3

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Creamy Black Sesame Milk

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

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huge sunglasses + huge hat mac ur the most fashionable guy at outpost 31

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Hello I saw you were taking drawing requests.

If it's okay with you may I please request Jefferson Twilight from the Venture Brothers taking care of a baby pigeon?

I understand if you wish not to do so. Thank you for reading this and have a wonderful day

Jefferson Twilight Pigeon Anon.

[ID: A colored sketch of Jefferson Twilight from the Venture Bros holding an infant pigeon in his palm. He says “This one of my pigeons.” (End ID).]

#HisPigeon

This was so fun thank you! I love pigeons ⭐️

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Howdy can I submit HCs request for both Al the Alchemist and Shore Leave? Thank you so much

Al is the kind of guy who never wanted kids of his own but INSISTS on being the honorary "favorite uncle". He takes up the roll for Triana as soon as he and Orpheus start talking again when they form the Triad and when he meets Hank and Dean, he's already worming his way into their hearts as well.

As far as Triana, he's her "favorite uncle" simply because he's easy to talk to and enjoys indulging in her hobbies with her (i.e hair dye and listening to Triana's CDs together). For Hank and Dean though, they appreciate that he treats them like regular teen boys and talks to them like people (they also like when he talks shit about Rusty).

When people first meet Shore Leave, he comes off as your stereotypical gay guy; effeminate, flirtatious, catty to the point of almost being rude. He's almost expected to be a bit closed off to his community but he's actually a huge supporter of his fellow queers. Between having volunteered at LGBT+ youth groups to hosting fundraisers, Shore Leave would do anything to support his community and the people in it. He's had heart-to-hearts with Hunter as well as helped to straighten out Brock's less than pleasant views on trans women.

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Its gonna take me a bit but I have a one page triad comic in me

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I didn’t know there was a venture brother fandom on tumblr !!

Reference because old man yaoi is real to me

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The greatest mystery for the Venture Bros fandom at large might arguably be the identity of Scare Bear; but in our small tumblr cul-de-sac, finding out the identity of the Jefferson Pidgeon anon is where the game is at.

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Dr Orpheus for the head canon ask :D thank you so much

Dr. Orpheus is absolutely the kind of guy who would do anything for his (now ex) wife. She wanted to have a classic goth cemetery picnic? He's planning out what he's going to make and bring to eat 2 days in advanced. They're going to a night club (even tho he isn't too big into clubbing)? He's planning matching outfits and limiting himself to one drink so he can be the DD. She likes smoking clove cigs? He's hand rolling them before she even has to ask for one.

After their divorce, he took this unconditional love and determination and started projecting it onto Triana (not that he wasn't before, it was just split between his wife and daughter, rather than being solely focused on her). If she mentions a specific snack or food she wants to try, he's buying it before she even gets out of school. New movie just hit VHS she wants to see? He's going to blockbuster and renting it ASAP. She wants to get a new clothes for school? He's gonna sit outside the dressing room while she tries clothes on and giving her a giddy smile and applauding when she shows him what she picked.

Of course he has his limitations on what he will and won't allow (who doesn't), but he tries to be as reasonable and doting as he can allow himself.

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Sandwings!

"Wings of fire" + "How to train your dragon"

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nauls + a little windows