cryptidcrispin
cryptidcrispin
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!
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Call me Crispin he/they/it 26 I like yapping about my hyperfixations Fuck off if you're phobic/bigoted in any sense, or are weird abt minors, animals, or siblings (yall know who tf you are)
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cryptidcrispin · 5 hours ago
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munk sketchpage
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cryptidcrispin · 6 hours ago
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Listening to a podcast
"Let's take a word from our sponsor."
*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"
*Go back 15 seconds*
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cryptidcrispin · 6 hours ago
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fun
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pins by Abprallen
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cryptidcrispin · 6 hours ago
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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag
and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug
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cryptidcrispin · 16 hours ago
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cryptidcrispin · 21 hours ago
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cryptidcrispin · 21 hours ago
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cryptidcrispin · 21 hours ago
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As you see, straight people are not real in relationships involving sentient computers
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cryptidcrispin · 22 hours ago
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cryptidcrispin · 23 hours ago
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a god. oil painting, 4x4 inches, 2025
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cryptidcrispin · 23 hours ago
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when white ppl use the white emojis:
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cryptidcrispin · 23 hours ago
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I just made myself sick eating purple cookies
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