cryptidesc
cryptidesc
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cryptidesc · 19 hours ago
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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cryptidesc · 19 hours ago
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cryptidesc · 19 hours ago
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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.
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cryptidesc · 2 days ago
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stuff like this is awesome! it’s a great way to help a charity and let people know your tattoo shop is trans friendly! and a fuck you to jk rowling of course.
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cryptidesc · 2 days ago
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we as a society do not explore proxy sex enough………….
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cryptidesc · 2 days ago
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what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink
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cryptidesc · 2 days ago
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Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.
follow for more tits
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cryptidesc · 2 days ago
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cryptidesc · 2 days ago
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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
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cryptidesc · 2 days ago
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cryptidesc · 2 days ago
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there are people with genders you will never comprehend and people fucking in ways you will never understand and people making art you just don't get and that shit RULES
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cryptidesc · 3 days ago
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cryptidesc · 3 days ago
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is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side
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cryptidesc · 3 days ago
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"I would never-"
You would if you were tired enough. You would if you were hungry enough. You would if your mind and body had been worn down enough, through pain or disease or toil or violent struggle. You might if you were put on the wrong medicine, or you got the wrong kind of head injury, or you were forced to choose between someone else and yourself. You might if your livelihood was staked on it, or all your hopes and dreams. You might if you didn't know what else to do, if it's what you were taught or if nobody taught you anything else.
I have not been worn down in most of these ways. I have lived a remarkably privileged life. But I have been worn down in some ways. And they were enough to teach me that in the wrong circumstances, any of us can become someone we don't want to be. It's worth keeping that in mind.
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cryptidesc · 3 days ago
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the ultimate game of AI chess: Stockfish (white) vs ChatGPT (black)
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cryptidesc · 3 days ago
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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes
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cryptidesc · 3 days ago
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I love my leg hair #myleghair
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