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hospital bed

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Not a brave man, but at times a very stubborn one

(Limited color palette assignment for my oil painting class. I love college <3)

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random texts memes again part 4 ????

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Bad Decision

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The birth of a God

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©otmetkova

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don't generally condone murder but lowkey agree with heinrich unheimlich's actions. dude was killing the vibe.

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Doomed yaoi (Heinrich Umheimlich × Colin Becher)

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close enough, welcome back Michael Distortion

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Heinrich Unheimlich sketch

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It cost 60€

I think I love this thing. again, I feel like my imagination exaggerated his monstrousness than what is probably canon. Dane would have probably reacted more intensely if he was a giant monstrous puppet thing.

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every description the magnus archives has given of gerry because they are all so mean to him all the time

MAG 4: Pageturner: this was a year after him getting hospitalized after the incident with the desolation, which means he totally had tattoos and also a lot of  burns but the only description we’re given is that he looks unshaven, very tired, and that his hair is an “artificial black.” (in the statement givers defense, it was 2 am and a lot was happening) he’s also wearing a “long, dark leather jacket” which he apparently carries lighter fluid in. Dominic Swain, the statement giver, says that if he hadn’t opened the door for Gerry, he’d probably just keep waiting outside Swain’s apartment. Gerry Keay is kind of a weirdo.

MAG 12: First Aid: only statement that mentions his tattoos (which the nurse mistakes for “small black scorch marks”) even though this is before his travels with Gertrude. also says that he has second degree burns all over his body except for his tattoos and that the burns end at a line on his neck that makes it look like he’s wearing a choker. also says he has long hair dyed “completely black,” and is wearing a suit with his jacket on top. it’s the same suit that the lightless flame guy was wearing, which i think means Gerry was doing cult stuff. the nurse also says that Gerry made her very afraid “despite the sheer quantity of painkillers we had given him.” also he shaved!

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might delete later but some wips…. If I ever finish lol

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i am never drawing gerry again

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Gabriel deserves to have a good comfort meal, a soft pile of blankets and pillows and bed, cuddled with his family, and a very long sleep.

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Okay, now that the hype has died down I just want to say that the general vibe of abject horror that Mr Foxington Tobias expressed about the simple fact that he had to make a song to act as a replacement for pepper steak is the realest thing I've ever seen. because like HOLY SHIT. how do you even BEGIN to approach that? i would have crashed out ngl. you want me to try to match up to pepper steak? pepper steak. pepper steak from OFF? you're insane. you might as well ask me to turn water into gold because you are asking me to do the impossible here. to capture pepper steak. pepper steak from off. the song pepper steak from OFF. what the fuck dude what the hell

i mean like, he fucking cooked regardless but you get what i mean