cryptidvillage

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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i’m sincerely always saying this

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"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

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I'm stealing this from Twitter

Here's the link

I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!

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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

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dystopian telly tubby princess

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(Source)

The judge also ordered that no further detainees be brought in while the camp is wound down.

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1300 years old? haha old man 🫵

Yeh, I mebbe old as feck like a turtle, but at least I'm not still in office like one.

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Your dashboard at 3 am:

Mutual 1: actively going through a crisis

Mutual 2: fuuuuuck I work in the morning. Might kill myself

Mutuals 3-5: [several reblogs of beautiful scantily clad women]

Mutual 6: just had the best tiramisu of my life 🥰

Mutual 7: I love being unemployed

Mutual 8: I need to be railed rn

Mutuals 9-12: [impressive and well articulated marxist essays]

Mutual 13: I'm in the woods popping pills again.

Mutual 14: something about my laptop fans got me acting unwise

Mutual 15: [posting about the riddler again.]

Mutual 16: there's something wet and scary out there

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today a german man said "smedsgoot" at me & i smiled & nodded

i dont know what smedsgoot means, did i cause peril

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