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I finally found it... The yaoi birthday cake...

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the kneejerk reaction to rats eating the king and sitting on his throne is “its bad”, but if you value scurrying and tiny pink hands it’s actually very good

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People always talk about how candy is so cheap after Halloween but no one ever talks about how cheap candy is ON Halloween. It’s almost as if you can go knock on any strangers door and they’ll give it to you for free. what a bargain

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imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

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i had to update the classic popular line

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attention spans are easy to recapture and cage back into your head. you just need to practice staring at walls for an hour every two days and letting your mind think itself out of boredom death. the wall becomes the screen. no one validates you for this but after a month of this you notice daisies when they come about. you notice things no one films but theyre beautiful all the same

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Praise my noble name!

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Just for fun

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heavy is the guy that loves the sandvich

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moo deng needs protecting at all costs

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[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume

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you will see newborn people with not even a single life experience in the replies of tumblr posts