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save me Mrs Tweedy save me

(nah she'd sell my soul for a corn chip but hey we can't all be perfect now can we)

also yes to this day I'm still an enby butch girl Dr. Fry truther

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FTM (Female to Menace)

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talk to the wall

(baby is a liberal)

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Concept art for my next VTuber model, the final version of Wanda (trans girl Wallace)

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ko-fi request: "Gromit from Wallace and Gromit getting in a heated internet argument with other dogs on an older Dell computer, as Wallace walks in with saying "are ya winning, old chum?""

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Story of my life

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this is the closest you can get to experiencing a jumpscare on social media

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Wait. Holy shit. How could we forget

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOO NIKOOOOOO MOST SOPPING WET BEAST!!!!

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I wish the ultra rich would take more pride in actual services to society. I wish they bragged about buying a new metro line for their city, or stocking up food banks. I wish Bill Gates and Elon Musk were beefing over who could repair the most potholes, or fund the most scholarships. I wish they considered their ability to help their society a privilege.

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HELLOO DELAINEY HAYLES CLAUDIA !!!!

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do you cry when Darcy's friends gave her their bits of money so she could afford her gender-affirming prom outfit or are you normal?

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fiddleford except he's ford's shoulder angel that he has with him in his mind. he's only there to give dangerous advice

it usually doesn't go well

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Eating some chicken. Typical Fat Tiger.

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Vs. The World (?)

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OK Tumblr Geriatric Ward, let’s talk about your posture-

there are things you should be doing now to prevent yourself from starting to look like 🥀

Why does it matter? Future you would like to avoid the pain, limited motion, and fall risk that goes along with worsening posture.

What’s the focus?

1. Keep the flexibility in your spine

2. Stretch the muscles in the front

3. Strengthen the muscle in the back

Here are some simple things you can do daily while sitting and when you get up to go into the bathroom or the kitchen

Keep the flexibility by doing these repeated movements: 10 repetitions several times a day

The goal is to give yourself a double or triple chin. Keep your nose pointing forward, don’t let it tip up or down

Thoracic extension- use a chair with a seat back that comes up to the level of your shoulder blades. Try to bend back over the top of the chair without arching away from the seat back and without extending your neck. If the pressure from the top of the chair is uncomfortable you can place a towel there

Stretch the muscles in the front by using a door frame. This one will feel good afterwards

If this isn’t enough of a stretch you can do one side at a time. If you have the right arm up step forward with the right foot and turn slightly to the left. Then do it on the other side.

Strengthen the muscles in the back by squeezing your shoulder blades together for a count of 10 and then repeating 10 times. You can do this several times a day Hint: Don’t lift your shoulder blades up

There are lots more exercises for strengthening your back muscles but this is a good starting point and easy to do. I like doing it while driving

Tips:

Do the best you can

If it hurts stop

Envision future you saying thank you each time you do one of the exercises