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Xie Lian entering the He family restaurant during the festivities 馃ズ that part of the extra huuurts me. It buuuurnss. He's wandering he has no home, no money and He Xuan's family gives him free food and are so nice. I'm dying knowing what happens to them.
Au where Xie Lian stays to work at the restaurant and beats the shit out of The Reverend when it appears.
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I'm seeing reblogs by someone I blocked(and getting great reminders of why I blocked them lol.) because they are rebloging someone I follow.
This is huge flaw in the blocking system.
I have no idea how they should do this, but that needs to be fixed. Like there should at least be an overlay or something letting the person know one of the reblog participants is someone they blocked rather than just showing them the post.
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OK, but imagine modern AU Xie Lian and Wu Ming escaping Bai Wuxiang together, they have the masks for whatever reason, and eventually start making money by making amateur porn together wearing nothing but the masks.
They end up getting unintentional revenge against Jun Wu/Bai Wuxiang as the mask he once used to keep anonymity while terrorizing people becomes way more associated with porn.
#tian guan ci fu#xie lian#hua cheng#wu ming#hualian#wulian#jun wu#spicy bunny#I don't know why they would have the masks in a modern AU but this was too funny to me and I had to share it
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Rebloging cause OMG I LOVE THIS IDEA, AND I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO SEE IT!!!
Okay okay
Tgcf au with young lord Hua Cheng
But, he's there for Xie Lian before and during Xianle's fall
He still dies as a soldier, he's still a ghost
He comes back as Wu Ming, not because they don't already have a connection, but because he feels like he doesn't deserve Xie Lian after he's failed to protect him time and time again
He still disappears as Wu Ming but as he's doing so, his mask cracks and Xie Lian can see him, and he asks why would he hide, why would he do this, why didn't he come back to him-
And he says that he just wanted to stay by his side, even if he didn't deserve him
But Xie Lian wants him no matter what
So, Wu Ming promises he'll come back again
They still don't find each other for a while though
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Can someone please explain to me what it is about male cats that gives their poop such a distinctly horrific smell.
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This!
i was recently reminded that somehow, despite qi rong being right there, the worst father in tgcf is in fact lang ying. sir your son is a dead toddler and you've literally trapped him as a resentful spirit inside of your skin. what the fuck
#He's not a good father#whoever qi rong possessed set the bar so low you need the earth master's shovel to find it.#Guzi is very young and isolated he literally does not know any better
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I checked to be sure, cause I haven't read that part in while, and Lang Ying's family is definitely left behind on his body. It looks like Wu Ming might have just cut him up to solely to prevent Xie Lian from doing so.
As for the reference: Will it Blend.
i was recently reminded that somehow, despite qi rong being right there, the worst father in tgcf is in fact lang ying. sir your son is a dead toddler and you've literally trapped him as a resentful spirit inside of your skin. what the fuck
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Also a terrible husband. They are suffering, and you are making them suffer more. Fucking let them go, man.
AND THEN HE DIED AND HIS SOUL JUST FUCKED OFF AND LEFT THEM!!!!
Part of me kind of wonders if Wu Ming decided to find out if Lang Ying could blend(is anyone even gonna get that reference, or am I showing how old I am again?) in hopes of releasing his wife, and son's souls. I really have no idea though.
i was recently reminded that somehow, despite qi rong being right there, the worst father in tgcf is in fact lang ying. sir your son is a dead toddler and you've literally trapped him as a resentful spirit inside of your skin. what the fuck
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I'd probably have an easier time writing if I didn't have the habit of going back and rewriting the entire word every time I noticed a slight mistake.
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A cat really is the perfect animal for Mu Qing, cause sometimes I will be all normal and cuddly with my cat when out of fucking no where she just straight up bites me, and runs off like she has no idea how to handle receiving affection anymore.
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AU where after his second banishment, every time Xie Lian is injured bad enough to be near death, or dying a hallucination of Wu Ming appears to comfort him. Xie Lian learns very quickly not to touch this Wu Ming, because he vanishes if touched.
One day Xie Lian is attacked by a strange creature that has paralyzing venom, and is able to break off and eat Xie Lian's curse shackles gravely injuring Xie Lian in the process. He is comforted by Wu Ming being there even knowing he really might not survive this time. Only not long after another Wu Ming appears. This one looks different, but he's undeniably Wu Ming, kills the creature and while being clearly distressed immediately begins tending to Xie Lian, touching him, and making Xie Lian realize this new Wu Ming is definitely real.
"New Wu Ming" abandons the creature's body, which leads to someone from the heavens finding it, and after the heavenly court investigates they find the ingested curse shackles, and come to the conclusion Xie Lian is dead.
Xie Lian completely unaware of any of this is the most happy he's been in centuries as he recovered under the care of Hua Cheng, and gets to learn all about what his Wu Ming has being doing while they were separated.
Cue absolute chaos when Xie Lian's third ascension happens.
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I get transmigrated into Hua Cheng, and I have to befriend Pei Ming.
I think it would be more difficult to actually fail at that.
spin the wheel tgcf version
spin 1 is the tgcf character you transmigrate into
spin 2 is the character you have to befriend. that's your only mission. you can also woo them or whatever. if you get the same character as spin 1 just spin until you get another one
how successful are you
(every more or less important character should be included in there)
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You can do it! I believe in you!
okay actually this fic idea is very silly and if i am unable to turn it into a fic i will be mad about it
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Not that I can think of, sorry.
Hua Cheng getting consequentially topped by people besides Xie Lian, preferably while Xie Lian enjoys the show is my not at all guilty pleasure, and makes me wish I could competently write smut.
Just had to get that out.
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Hua Cheng getting consensually topped by people besides Xie Lian, preferably while Xie Lian enjoys the show is my not at all guilty pleasure, and makes me wish I could competently write smut.
Just had to get that out.
#tian guan ci fu#hua cheng#naughty thoughts#I have enough difficulty writing not smut#but I am trying#Not the smut just the writing part.
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Does anyone know where there is a list of farming tools that would have been used in ancient china, cause if one exist I can't find it.
Never mind I ended up completely rewriting the scene.
#trying to write fanfic#HELP!#Dear internet quit trying to sell me shit#I'M TRYING TO DO RESEARCH I DON'T WANT TO BUY THINGS!!!
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Ok, I think I finally have names, and titles figured out for gods in chapter 2 of my fic. They are probably terrible, and I apologize for that.
Anyway: Time to start chapter 2!
#trying to write fanfic#I also have to come up with a title for this eventually.#I am so bad at that.
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