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Robby was hit by a drunk driver (which was how Abbot's wife died, in this world) and his car flipped. He had flail chest and shit was not great when he got to the Pitt in an ambulance. Jack took care of him and as the nurse was taking off his necklace, Robby sort of indicated Jack should wear it instead of it just going in his bag of effects. Then his pericardium started getting blood in it, Jack SHOVED A NEEDLE IN TO MAKE SURE HE DIDN'T DIE, and Robby went to surgery. This is the ICU after ALL THAT SHIT where Robby is unconscious and Jack is watching over him. <3

“so who’s gonna watch you die?”

[ scene from an rp arc btwn me and @csstayaway ]

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Good night. Get some rest. Tomorrow is another day.

The Pitt 1.01 '7:00 A.M.' // The Pitt 1.15 '9:00 P.M.'

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One Need Not be a Chamber to be Haunted

I FINISHED IT! I FINISHED MY FIC, GUYS! This one has it all: exploration of grief and mourning, old men sleepwalking into a relationship, Robby breaking bad cycles (admittedly at the end). Check it out if that is for you! I am honestly pretty proud that I managed it.

Read it on Ao3 right: HERE!

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One Need Not be a Chamber to be Haunted

So I decided to write a fic? It's mostly about loss and a little about old man yaoi. But yeah? Enjoy???

READ IT ON Ao3: Right HERE

Snippit:

Being a doctor meant being haunted.  This was the first thing Robby learned in his residency. That might not be the way his attending would have phrased the lesson, but it was true. It was something that everyone who had their thumb on the scale of life or death had to come to terms with, and the sooner they did the better. Robby, however, would have preferred it to not be on day one. But that, like many things, was out of his control. 

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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EVERYONE! THE CONVERSATION IS OVER. THE SHIP NAME IS RABBOT. Mark posts accordingly! WE ARE CHRISTENED! CONSOLIDATE!

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Alright. Important talk. Is the Abbot/Robinavitch pairing gonna be called Abbobby? Robbot? Old White Men Doctors? We need to lock this down. I'm partial to Robbot personally.

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Yeah. So. I am just gonna say....I was pretty darn close?

I don't know about Nandermo or Nandermover, but this last episode did something important I don't think people are talking enough about: we've just seen the end of Guillermo at Cannon Capital. Right? They have him as the 'Vault'? Doing illegal shit? Yeah. Here's how I predict this shakes out:

They are setting Guillermo to be the fall guy for Cannon Capital's sketchy shit. I bet Nadja figures it out and either Guillermo doesn't believe her or it's too late. So the vampires have to save him from prison or worse which then includes Nandor getting his sweet, sweet revenge. I also predict we get a Nandermo hug.

This all leaves Guillermo without a job and no purpose once more. But, oh, wait! Maybe that means his path is meeting Nandor's and the vampires again? Maybe he can come back! Not as a familiar. No, as a friend. Who cleans up after them. And takes care of them. And yeah, you see where it's going.

Will we get Nandor and Guillermo kissing? Maybe. I think it will end like the movie with nothing changing. Everyone is back where they started, status quo is back. Maybe we get a joke about Guillermo using 'master' for sexy times as like a hint that they're more than friends now, maybe not. And the end.

WE'LL FIX IT IN FANFIC, GUYS.

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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I don't know about Nandermo or Nandermover, but this last episode did something important I don't think people are talking enough about: we've just seen the end of Guillermo at Cannon Capital. Right? They have him as the 'Vault'? Doing illegal shit? Yeah. Here's how I predict this shakes out:

They are setting Guillermo to be the fall guy for Cannon Capital's sketchy shit. I bet Nadja figures it out and either Guillermo doesn't believe her or it's too late. So the vampires have to save him from prison or worse which then includes Nandor getting his sweet, sweet revenge. I also predict we get a Nandermo hug.

This all leaves Guillermo without a job and no purpose once more. But, oh, wait! Maybe that means his path is meeting Nandor's and the vampires again? Maybe he can come back! Not as a familiar. No, as a friend. Who cleans up after them. And takes care of them. And yeah, you see where it's going.

Will we get Nandor and Guillermo kissing? Maybe. I think it will end like the movie with nothing changing. Everyone is back where they started, status quo is back. Maybe we get a joke about Guillermo using 'master' for sexy times as like a hint that they're more than friends now, maybe not. And the end.

WE'LL FIX IT IN FANFIC, GUYS.

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Umm...

Did anyone else notice Vulture apparently already saw Nandor's Army?

https://www.vulture.com/article/what-we-do-in-the-shadows-recap-season-6-episodes-4-5.html#=

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I NEED EVERYONE IN THIS TAG TO BE MORE SPECIFIC ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE CABLE AND I AM DYING.

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A hero in more ways than one

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the old guard + the four elements

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The armored van scene is great for a lot of reasons, and apart from the obvious (you’re an infant. a child. your mocking is thus infantile he’s not my boyfri), seeing Joe and Nicky’s very different, yet somehow equally iconic reactions to homophobia just absolutely sent me. Nicky didn’t even acknowledge his captors’ existence before they started being homophobic. This man was attacked and gassed in his home, woke up in a moving van to find himself in chains and held at gunpoint, and he just went “Where am I? Whatever, I don’t care. This is fine.” Nicolo di Genova said “Being kidnapped is an acceptable way to spend an evening with my significant other, but WHY does it have to be by a group of homophobes EVERY god damn time. No, I’m not his ‘boyfriend’, I’m an 1000 year-old man who can’t even get a good night’s sleep or a senior discount at Applebee’s. Show some respect” 

Meanwhile Joe was just over there like “Oh, you guys think homosexuality is a joke? Well I’m about to be hilarious” 

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things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.