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evil Winnie the Pooh: I could go for a few smackerels of blood right now

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[forgetting how to say “yanking your chain”] i’m only jerking you off

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starting a collection #blackmold

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American fast food chain 5 Guys announces surprise rebrand to 5 Holy Warriors, in order to, quote, "stand against the darkness"

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My vocabulary will be forever altered now

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Woah mama I'm a shrimp

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Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

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Whats up ladies i im several years behind

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I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

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Advice for lesbian swag fashion?

Dress like Jude from the hit classic Canadian TV show "6teen" that aired from 2004-2010 on teletoon network. It had 4 seasons and the best opening theme ever

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back on the path of the wolf

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Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

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getting my hitbox surgically removed tomorrow

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you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal

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damn girl are you a bobster 🦞 because im about to 🥣 bisque it all