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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky
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nintendo has not yet shown us the full power of the wii u
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You only say that shit to me because you're online and not within range of my arcane blasts
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trying to get split open and made tribute on her stone altar but her patron god calls me "offeringslop" and puts all the blood back in me
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when the video essayist is cracking too many unfunny jokes
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies
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i don鈥檛 get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies
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local Pervert caught with photographed breast image
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(pressed up against mirror) you're CUTE. you're NORMAL. you FEEL THINGS LIKE A PERSON DOES. you can PRESS [Shift] TO DASH
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