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friend: Lets go there’s no cars!
Me: haha, can we wait till there are cars then ill cross :)
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Please enjoy my short film titled “Saving America”
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Prussia: hey Hungary, do you know the difference between you and me?
Hungary: I have friends and you don't?
Prussia: okay WOW.
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Poland: guys, remember the Plague?
Europe: yes Poland.
Poland: remember how you guys were so sick that you couldn't even move?
Europe: yes Poland.
Poland: remember how it didn't happen to me~?
Europe: fuck off Poland.
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writing sex scenes


i’m cold and dry inside (also i have five year-old humour)
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Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
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// strong language……..
ok amethyst chill a bit
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The baby girl that was born just a few hours ago… her father wants to drown her in milk because he didn’t receive a male heir!
Rekha as Ramdulaari // Lajja (2001)
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